THE OBAMA FOR DUMMIES SPIN MANUAL 1) First learned about it in the news (What 3am call?) 2) We didnt do it. (We got someone else to do the dirty work) 3) We will get to the bottom of it. (We will cover it up very well) 4) It is under control. (Things will hit the fans 3 years from now) 5) We will allocate more resource on that. (We will spend more money) 6) It is under investigation. (Holder will cover it up) 7) We didnt know. (We dont give a damn) 8) It is all Bushs fault! (We screwed up and spent $9 Trillion fixing everything) 9) We will act fast. (We will bypass Congress and ignore the Constitution) 10) Dude, Benghazis old news! ( cant tell the truth) 11) We didnt lie! Period! (video clips of my promises & statements will be redacted ).... 12) We didnt obstruct voting on 318 House passed bills (Pelosi said we cant read the bills) 13) Let us be perfectly clear (We won The Lie of the Year Award!) 14) Our computers crashed! (We invented an email Kill-Switch) 15) Not a Smidgen of Proof! (Its the GOPs fault for pressing for the truth!) 16) We have no strategyAfter 5 years of leaving military equipment for Terrorists in the Mid East, I must stall until they get more powerful) 17) What difference does it make? (Facts get in our way) 18) Fog of War (Too Incompetent!) 19) Surprised to learn! (After a years of Intel briefings, No plans and No strategy) 20) We are better off than six years ago! (Youll like our Third World Banana Republic ) 21- 100) Im President, I can do anything I want! (Even Foleys beheading didnt stop my golf game!)
Posted on: Sat, 18 Oct 2014 07:22:57 +0000
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