THE PERFECT HUSBAND Several men are in the locker room of a golf club. A cell phone on a bench rings and a man engages the hands free speaker function and begins to talk. Everyone else in the room stops to listen… MAN: ‘Hello’ WOMAN: ‘Honey, it’s me. Are you at the club?’ MAN: ‘Yes’ WOMAN: ‘I am at the mall now and found this beautiful leather coat. It’s only $1,000. Is it OK if I buy it?’ MAN: ‘Sure, go ahead, if you like it that much.’ WOMAN: ‘I also stopped by the Mercedes dealership and saw the new 2012 Models. I saw one I really liked.’ MAN: ‘How much?’ WOMAN: ‘$90,000’ MAN: ‘OK, but for that price I want it with all the options.’ WOMAN: ‘Great! Oh, and one more thing...the house I wanted last year is back on the market. They’re asking $950,000.’ MAN: ‘Well, then go ahead and give them an offer of $900,000. They will probably take it. If not, we can go the extra 50 thousand if it’s really a pretty good price.’ WOMAN: ‘OK. I’ll see you later! I love you so much!’ MAN: ‘Bye! I love you, too.’ The man hangs up. The other men in the locker room are staring at him in astonishment, mouths agape. He turns and asks: ‘Anyone know who this phone belongs to?’ LOL!!!
Posted on: Mon, 02 Sep 2013 05:40:58 +0000