THE PERFECT HUSBAND Several men are in the locker room of a golf club. A cell phone on a bench rings and a man engages the hands free speaker-function and begins to talk. Everyone else in the room stops to listen. MAN: Hello WOMAN: Honey, its me. Are you at the club? MAN: Yes WOMAN: I am at the mall now and found this beautiful leather coat. Its only $1,000. Is it OK if I buy it? MAN: Sure ..go ahead if you like it that much. WOMAN: I also stopped by the BMW dealership and saw the new 2014 models. I saw one I really liked. MAN: How much? WOMAN: $90,000 MAN: OK, but for that price I want it with all the options. WOMAN: Great! Oh, and one more thing ... The house we wanted last year is back on the market. Theyre asking $950,000. MAN: Well, then go ahead and give them an offer, but just offer $900,000. WOMAN: OK. Ill see you later! I love you! MAN: Bye, I love you, too. The man hangs up. The other men in the locker room are looking at him in astonishment. Then he asks: Anyone know who this phone belongs to?
Posted on: Fri, 07 Mar 2014 00:02:24 +0000
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