THE SMILE An old man walks into a coffee shop, sits down, and starts crying. The waiter asks, Whats wrong? The old man looks at the waiter through teary eyes and between sobs says, I married a beautiful woman two days ago. Shes twenty-five, intelligent, a marvelous cook, a meticulous housekeeper, extremely sensitive to my wants and needs, very giving, my best friend, and intensely passionate. The waiter stares at the old man for a brief moment and says, But that sounds great! You have what every man wants in a woman, so why are you crying? The old man looks at the waiter and says, I cant remember where I live!
Posted on: Tue, 13 Jan 2015 07:29:55 +0000
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