THE STORY THUS FAR: From: John Snyder Subject: Re: Submission | FUN TURTLE FACTS FOR KIDS Date: December 3, 2013 3:38:45 PM EST To: Senior Fake Scientist Gentlemen, Ive taken your advice with deleterious effect: The rented crop duster proved insufficiently wide-nozzled, my turtle-news confetti gummed the works something fierce, and now the firm of Rocco, Knuckles, and Knuckles has introduced itself seeking relief. We are a modest institute — at this writing its essentially me, a clipboard/pencil set, and a box turtle — and dont know how to get out from under this reversal. Perhaps you have ideas. In the meantime, I renew my offer to make my turtle observations available to you and your readers at cost. I also would accept a kind word on my behalf with Rocco, Knuckles, and Knuckles through their client, Flying Tiger Aviation in Rayville, La. Failing that, a lead on a gross of live king crickets. Yours, John Snyder On Nov 23, 2013, at 3:39 PM, Senior Fake Scientist wrote: Dear Mr. Snyder, Thank you for submitting your science! Did you know that the Baton Rouge snapjack once lied about its age and swore it was 213 million years old? Right to our faces! Most of our science on the site is drawn from our voluminous archives, but we are heartened to see youre performing new work. Have you considered printing out 3-5 million copies and distributing them via cropduster? Regardless, best of luck with your continuing research. In Science, Fake Science On Fri, Nov 22, 2013 at 1:00 PM, John Snyder wrote: Hey, Fake Scienceers! I just wrote this and thought you might be interested in acquiring it: FUN TURTLE FACTS FOR KIDS | By John Snyder...
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