THE TOP 10 SIGNS YOUVE ENROLLED IN OBAMACARE. 10. Your annual breast exam is done at Hooters. 9. Directions to your doctor’s office include “Take a left when you enter the trailer park.” 8. The nurses station has a tip jar. 7. The only proctologist in the plan is “Gus” from Roto-Rooter. 6. The only item listed under Preventive Care Coverage is “An apple a day...” 5. Your Doctors stethoscope is two tin cans and some string. 4. Your anesthesia comes in a keg delivered by a team of Clydesdales. 3. The only expense that is 100% covered is “embalming.” 2. Your Prozac comes in different colors with little M’s on them. AND THE NUMBER ONE SIGN YOU’VE JOINED OBAMACARE: 1. You ask for Viagra and they give you a popsicle stick and duct tape.
Posted on: Sat, 26 Apr 2014 05:41:45 +0000
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