THE WAGON TRAIL - 11/6/2014: When I first came to Amerika, it was 2008. The Muslim Hussein Obama had just become your President, and I was excited. I drank much vodka and stood in street and yelled, Yes I can! Yes I can! Over and over I yelled it until the police came and ordered me inside. They vanted to take me to prison, but I told them dat I was Russian Baby! They gave me free sellphone and asked me to call them if I see anything unusual, and I told them okay. Then they let me go. It is same in Russia. The police always interrogating for information. Only they no give free sellphones in Russia. The police ask me many questions though. They vant to know if I had heard of this girl band called Pussy Riot. I told them, Of course!... All my comrades in Russa have heard of those disrespectful sluts. They insult and give President Putin big finger. BEG mistake! Vladimar threw them in prison, and would have sent them to Siberia but your Geraldo and Jesse Jackson man make big spectacle and put pressure on Kremlin. This Jesse Jackson is powerful like Stalin!
Posted on: Fri, 07 Nov 2014 00:24:54 +0000
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