THE WORLD ACCORDING TO ARGUS Rush Limbaugh had ear surgery in Los Angeles Thursday, three years after undergoing heart surgery. The media was nice to him for a day. Fox News sent a bouquet of flowers to his hospital room and MSNBC sent him a double chili-cheeseburger plus an order of steak fries. The Rolling Stones published their summer concert tour schedule Thursday to celebrate the groups fiftieth anniversary. The group is really starting to show its age however. The light show consists of five cars onstage that have their left-turn blinkers on for the entire show. A San Antonio man was found guilty of urinating on the Alamo Friday and sentenced to 18 months in prison. The defendant was also fined four $4,000 for the act. In a plea deal, the Texas judge dropped the lesser charges of murder, arson and cattle rustling. Vladimir Putin retained his right to send Russian troops into Eastern Ukraine Friday. In the last month hes annexed the Crimea, divorced his wife, threatened to invade Ukraine, and destabilized Estonia. Most guys who are going through a mid-life crisis just buy a red Corvette. - Argus Hamilton is read regularly in the Daily Reporter
Posted on: Fri, 18 Apr 2014 15:33:19 +0000