THINGS ABOUT NIGERIANS Nigeria our beloved country: 1.where our mother use ice cream bowls to store pepper in the fridge. 2.where u can easily blame ur family members in the village for ur problems 3.where ladies dont accept flowers for valentine or birthday. 4.where gala and lacasera are the best options wen stuck in traffic. 5.where lizard go look ur eyeball,nod head say notin dey hapen guy 6.where a blind beggar will reject a fake naira notes. 7.where groundnut is sold in BOTTLES and WATER is sold in SACHET 8.where parents claim dey always came first in school. 9.where u can be a driver for years without a DRIVERS LICENCE. 10.where government officials dont know the national anthem 11.where you will collect money from ATM and stil count it12.where u are jailed for stealing maggi and given a chieftancy title for stealing millions. 13.where we fight to gain everything,To gain admission to the university,To get a job and worse still to enter. Bus! 14.where u are robbed of ur phone and the robbers come back for ur pin code and charger. 15.where ur type of GENERATOR shows how RICH u are. 16.where richmen must have pot belly. 17.where if u do ANYHOW u go see ANYHOW. 18.where the man who has no shoe is the president. And even with all our customized situation,thereis still no place like home! what do u like most about Nigeria
Posted on: Wed, 26 Mar 2014 20:13:16 +0000
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