THIS GOES TO KISUMU BOYS HIGH, KENYA CAMPUS STUDENTS... Hi dear form4s of kisumu boys. Its just a formality that i send this success card to you, because its a culture. Otherwise, you are bound to stardom naturally, with colours that have flightful wings. As you approach your KCSE, dont panic, because your common sense and family upbringing forms 70% of the answers required by KNEC. Your mother is a doctor; chemistry and biology covered. dont embarrass your mother by failing in chemistry and biology please, people might think se bought her medical degree at river road. your father is an engineer; physics and mathematics covered. please dont fail in physics, people might think it is your father who engineered the construcson of westgate, until burning matresses can make it collapse, please your fathers reputation is in your hands. Your uncle is a KDF soldier, learn from his mistakes, steal responsibly. osiibe tu fwaaaaa, make sua we nangalia kama CCTV ya invigilator naangalia wewe nkt! You are a luo; english is covered. please pass in english, if you fail you embarrass the whole community. The other 20% is Kiswahili, God is with you! if oyoo can struggle and speak in fluent swahili and say mimi sitwangi bibi, mimi natwanga setan mwenye iko ndani yake or jane adika sirikali tafadhali, niko saidi mbaya kabisaa, who are you not to thuthni with it, atleast get a D plus in oswayo yawa, you will have made us proud! I have attached sh.20,000, use it to buy a good pen, your handwriting is 10%. but if you are doing OTHERS, like if you are doing home science, think of your cousins house at the white house, your fathers house in lavigton and mine in kilimani, and thats all the science you need to know about homes. if you are doing CRE, just have a minute of silence for your uncles who passed away thousands of years ago, nick odemus, and sol omondi, who are found in the biblos. if you are doing business, think of mwangi your friend, how he took your phone without your knowledge, and then convinced you to buy ypur phone from him. if you are doing geography, think of the hills and valleys of my beautiful wife, you know her? nyasembo, and how they cause global warming on your body. but let me not find you near her iwinjo? guogni! if you are doing art and design, just remove your samsung tablet, your nokia lumia, your LG optimus and ofcos your mac book air and give the invigilator, let him behold those works of art. omera kick the AAAAAAAAAAASS of that exAAAAAAmneson or leave kisumu and never come back! we dont accomodate failures in kisumu onger! we omeona obama alifail kwa exams? omeona agwambo alifail kwa engineering? omeona doctor kidero alianguka mtihani ya laktar? okil kamaloka olago aluoch alianguka? iiih, hatutaki aibu ndogo ndogo chiedhni! Jaduong
Posted on: Mon, 21 Oct 2013 11:05:06 +0000
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