THIS IS HOW PRAYERS ARE HANDLED AT: HEAVEN POST OFFICE (HPO) You PRAY: YOUR GUARDIAN ANGEL (GA) delivers YOUR KNEE-MAIL to HPO. JESUS sorts out all your KNEE-MAILS according to the importance and needs of all individuals. HE then calls YOUR G.A. for his opinion on whether you should be granted your REQUEST or not, depending on YOUR BEHAVIOUR. JESUS then consult the STOCK AND MERCHANDISE DEPARTMENT, run by all THE SAINTS, as to the AVAILABILITY OF THE MERCHANDISE REQUESTED. GOD AND JESUS hold a PRAYER MEETING, where all FINAL DECISIONS ARE MADE. ALL DECISIONS TAKEN ARE WRITTEN AND put in SEALED ENVELOPES AND SENT TO DISPATCH DEPARMENT, run by the GUARDIAN ANGELS. AT the PEARLS GATES, ST PETER, checks all outgoing PARCELS TO MAKE sure that CORRECT PARCELS are delivered to CORRECT INDIVIDUALS. URGENT DELIVERIES are delivered by GUARDIAN ANGELS accompanied by HOLY SPIRIT (this is what we call MIRACLES, SURPRISES etc.) NON URGENT DELIVERIES are delivered by GUARDIAN ANGELS accompanied by PATIENCE AND PERSEVERANCE ANGELS (this is what we call HARD WORK AND DEDICATION) N.B. SOMETIMES THE HEAVEN WAREHOUSE RUNS OUT OF STOCK: (this what we call FAILURE AND OBSTACLES) ----- WHEN this happens, dont DESPAIR - just keep your KNEE-MAILS COMING and before you know it, YOUR PARCEL will be delivered. G--O--DS----- D--E--L--A--Y----- IS----- NOT----- G--O--DS----- D--E--N--I--A--L! K---E---E---P----- P---R---A---Y---I---N--G AND G---O--D---WILL---ANSWER!
Posted on: Thu, 05 Jun 2014 11:59:14 +0000
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