> > > THIS IS WHAT A GUY WROTE TO A SYSTEM ANALYST: > > > > > > Dear Systems Department, > > > > > > I am desperate for some help! I recently upgraded > my > > > program from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0 and found > that > > the > > > new program began unexpected child Processing and > also > > took > > > up a lot of space and valuable resources. This > > wasnt > > > mentioned in the product brochure. In addition > Wife > > 1.0 > > > Installs itself into all other programs and > launches > > during > > > systems Initialization and then it monitors all > other > > system > > > activities. > > > > > > Applications such as Boys Night out > > 2.5 > > > and Golf 5.3 no longer Run, and > crashes > > the > > > system whenever selected. Attempting to operate > > Selected > > > Saturday Rugby 6.3 always fails and > > > Saturday Shopping 7.1 runs instead. I > > cannot > > > seem to keep Wife 1.0 in the background whilst > > attempting > > > to run any of my favourite applications. Be it > online > > or > > > offline. I am thinking of going back to > > > Girlfriend7.0, but uninstall > doesnt > > work > > > on this program. Can you please help? > > > > > > > > > ... AND THIS WHAT THE ANALYST SAID; > > > > > > Dear Customer, > > > > > > This is a very common problem resulting from a > basic > > > misunderstanding of the functions of the > wife1.0 > > > program. Many customers upgrade from > > Girlfriend > > > 7.0 to Wife 1.0 thinking that > > Wife > > > 1.0 is merely a UTILITY AND ENTERTAINMENT > > PROGRAM. > > > Actually, Wife 1.0 is an OPERATING > SYSTEM > > > designed by its Creator to Run everything. > You > > are > > > unlikely to be able to purge Wife 1.0 > and > > still > > > convert back to Girlfriend 7.0 , as > > Wife > > > 1.0 was not designed to do this and it is > > Impossible > > > to uninstall, delete or purge the program files > from > > the > > > System once it is installed. Some people have > tried to > > > install Girlfriend 8.0 or Wife > 2.0 > > > > > but have ended up with even more problems. (See > manual > > under > > > Alimony/Child Support and Solicitors Fees). > > > > > > Having Wife 1.0 installed, I > recommend > > you > > > keep it installed And deal with the difficulties > as > > best as > > > you can. When any faults or problems Occur, > whatever > > you > > > think has caused them, you must run the > > > C:\APOLOGIZE\FORGIVE ME Program and avoid > > > attempting to use the *Esc-Key for it will freeze > the > > > entire system. It may be necessary to run > > > C:\APOLOGIZE\FORGIVE ME for a number of > times, > > and > > > eventually hope that the operating system will > return > > to > > > normal. > > > > > > Wife 1.0 , although a very high > > maintenance > > > program, can be very rewarding. To get the most > out of > > it, > > > consider buying additional Software such as > > Flowers > > > 2.0 and Chocolates 5.0 or > > > HUGS\KISSES 600.0 or > TENDERNESS > > \ > > > UNDERSTANDING 1000.0, or even Eating > Out > > Without > > > the Kids 7.2.1 (if child processing has > already > > > started). > > > > > > DO NOT under any circumstances install > Secretary > > > 2.1 (Short Skirt Version) or One > > Nightstand > > > 3.2 (Any Mood Version), as this is not a > > supported > > > Application for Wife 1.0 and the > system > > will > > > almost certainly CRASH. > > > > > > BEST OF LUCK! > > >
Posted on: Fri, 19 Sep 2014 20:10:11 +0000
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