THIS JOKE WAS DEDICATED TO MY GOOD FRIEND WHO IS GRIEVING THE LOSS OF HIS WALLET @ A WEDDING RECEPTION HE ASK ME TO MAKE HIM SMILE SO I SENT HIM THIS JOKE AND ASK HIM TO PAY FOR MY SERVICE IF IT MAKES HIM SMILE...AFTER READING THE JOKE HE REPLIED ME THAT THE JOKE DIDNT EVEN LIGHTEN IS FACE....SO I DECIDE TO SHARE IT SO YOU GUYS SHOULD JUDGE BETWEEN GREEDY RELOADEDS JOKE AND STINGY YUSUFS FALSE REPLY...... I remember way back in secondary school, I was very poor in maths. During exams, Id get between 2% and 8%. The results used to be announced sequentially, that is from the lowest to the highest marks. So I would always be the first or second to be called out. One day, the maths results were announced and my name wasnt among the first to be called out. The teacher got to 30%, 40%, 50%, 60% and 70%, still my paper had not been called out. Everyone in the class kept looking at me asking, Guy whats up? How did you pass this exam? By the time the teacher got to 80%, I was already grinning in excitement. When he got to 90%, he had only one paper remaining. I then asked myself, could I have scored 90% in maths? I was feeling very anxious and happy now. I thought my dreams have been answered. The whole class was amazed as everyone kept looking at me. It was unbelievable. Finally the teacher looked up and said, A stupid student here did not write his name on the paper and he scored 0%. If you have not received your paper come and get it now! I FAINTED!
Posted on: Sat, 07 Jun 2014 14:00:31 +0000
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