THIS JUST IN. #RedneckGodzilla Sources in the Charleston area - TopicsExpress



          

THIS JUST IN. #RedneckGodzilla Sources in the Charleston area speculate that the chemical spill earlier this year may have created breeding conditions for Redneck Godzilla. We here at RNN (Rose News Network for those of you just tuning in) believe that the Redneck Godzilla is heading to Summersville Lake to reside as the West Virginia version of the Loch Ness Monster. We advise anyone with a watercraft currently residing at Summersville Lake to make sure your insurance policy covers Godzilla attacks. It is unclear how this new breed of Godzilla may be traveling. If you see a Godzilla-esque creature driving a jacked up truck with exhaust big enough to bbq a watermelon please let us know so that we may keep everyone informed.
Posted on: Fri, 16 May 2014 03:19:18 +0000

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