THIS WOMAN MUST B TOO SWEET 4 THIS MAN IN LONGISA Elders in a village in Longisa, Bomet County are having sleepless nights, scratching their heads and sweating over a solution to a rare case reported to them. A newly-wed distressed wife, desperate for a quick solution, has thrown the council of elders into a spin after she reported that her husband always faints whenever they engage in ‘gland to gland’ combat. The man in question, only identified as Kiprono is a teacher at a local school and recently held a colourful wedding, which is still the talk of the village. Prior to his marriage, Kiprono was the undisputed holder of a record for being the only known celibate man in the locale, and it was even rumoured that he was the only known grown up virgin by the time of his marriage. ORIBISHI ARAGAIK AKASS NGALECHU “Matanue ra ee. Nan asiakgiilge (I will never faint again),” Kiprono was overheard muttering. He was actually promising his wife that the embarrassing incident would never occur again. This was followed by the voice of his wife pleading with him to enjoy and not faint while at it. Before long, the young man fainted. “Kalyan kogeny? Ibak karitonuu ako kelenjon metwou (What’s happened again? You have fainted yet you told me you would be okay),” a neighbour overheard the woman complaining. The angry woman reported the matter to a council of elders in the village, with the hope that they can help unravel the mysterious fainting.
Posted on: Tue, 09 Dec 2014 13:24:56 +0000
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