TIME 6 BHANE READ IT ALL OUT School KO FANDA HARU → No matter how much sleep I get, I`m always tired when I get up for school ! → Drawing an arrow on the bottom so the teacher knows to flip the page over! LIKE if you do this. :D → "OH, I GET IT! " ( Teacher walks away ) " Dude, i STILL dont get it" → The more you learn, the more you know! The more you know, the more you forget! The more you forget, the less you know So.. Why learn? :D → I`ve probably learned more from Google than I have from school. → 3 things that should not be asked..1. A man`s wage 2. A woman`s age AND 3. A students percentage. It hurts.. → Hey Google why don`t you sit next to me during my exam? → Math was SO much easier when i was a little kid! → I am sooo excited for school to start again!! *School starts* I hate school. → The Longest 5 Mins. in the World is The Last 5 mins. of a LECTURE!!! While The Shortest 5 Mins. is The Last 5 mins. of an EXAM!!! → Oh hi life, I didn`t see you behind all that school! → "Why are you talking during my lesson?" ... "Why are you teaching during my conversation?" → Making your font look bigger so it looks like you`ve written more. → Realizing you borrowed the pen you`re sticking in your mouth. → Teacher: "Why don`t you have a writing utensil?" You: "Its 7AM, you`re lucky I`m even dressed." → Even though I finished my test first, I wait for someone else to get up. → If teachers are so smart, why do they ask us questions? → "I wannago home"..."Dude School just started..." → I Love It when I guess a answer in the Exam and get it right :) → Engineering is like walking in a park and the park is . . . . ...JURASSIC PARK → So what`s the point of being on holiday when I have tons of homework? → The awkward moment in class when someone stares at you for no reason. → Like if your teacher changes the slides too damn fast! → Elementary School- *crying* I DIDN`T DO MY HOMEWORK!!! .. Middle School- I didn`t do it... .. High School- We had homework? → Without school it`s really hard to know what day it is. → I`ve probably learned more from google then I have from school. → How when your sitting in class and the teacher calls on you and asks what the answer is, and you just sit there with a blank look on your face in dead silence !! → When someone asks, "How old Are You?" "16?17?" And you reply, " No actually I`m 13." ;) → i Love That "5 Minutes Left In School" Feeling. → `Would you like to share that with the class?` No, thats why i whispered it. → Fact: not all goodbyes are sad. Example: "goodbye, class." → Father opens the school card & sees all bad grades. “What do u have 2 say about this, son?” “Well, Dad, at least you know I’m not cheating!” → "Can I copy your homework?" "Yeah, but the answers are probably all wrong" "I don`t care, Thanks!" → Dear LETTERS: Please stay in the ALPHABET. Sincerely, an ALGEBRA student → Teacher: Molly, how can you prove the world is round? Molly: I never said it was. → Teacher: I told you to stand at the end of the line? Little Kid: I tried, but somebody was already there. → Difference between love and exams. Love: lots of thoughts in mind, but no guts to express. Exams: lots of guts but no thoughts in mind → Dear teacher, I talk no matter where I am. Moving my seat will not help, in fact it will only make me talk more. → that feeling you get when you understand something in math → Start of the school year: brand new awesome folders, pencils and pens. End of the school year: one pen. → L.E.C.T.U.R.E.S = Literally Effective in Causing The United Response of Everyone Sleeping. → when you hear your parents footsteps, the text book is suddenly open ;) → Realizing you borrowed the pen you’re sticking in your mouth → During exams, We look UP for Inspiration. DOWN for Desperation. LEFT AND RIGHT for Information. ;] → That Awkward Moment.. when you`re about to cheat, but you see the teachers looking right at you so you pretend to look around → That awesome moment when the teacher asks u a question, thinking u wasn`t paying attention. Then u answer right, it`s like What now! B*-ch! → Hey Google, why don`t you sit next to me during my exam? ;) → No Mom, It doesnt matter whether I go to bed at 9:00pm Or 2:00am When I wake up tomorrow at 6am I`ll be tired either way. → *taking test* B ...B ...B ...B ...B ...Hold up! 1 of these has to be wrong. → Teacher: your only homework is to study, don`t forget! Class: WOOOHOOO! NO HOMEWORK!!! → Teacher - if you add 5 oranges to the 9 oranges, then what will you get?? Student - A Math problem -_- → Dear Kindergarten children, If you don`t like nap time, please give it to us. Sincerely, High School students. → My class turns to a jungle in seconds after the teacher walks out. → Only in math problems can you buy like tons of watermelons and no one will be suspicious of it. → That WTF moment when You make plans & get all excited, then your mother says no. → Dear Teacher, I talk to everyone. So moving my seat won`t help. Sincerely, student. → Be nice to the nerds, they will be your boss one day :-B → I HATE when people volunteer to read in class... and can`t read. → Friend: Hey can I copy your homework? Me: Wait... we had homework?! → Your college friends know who you are, but your high school friends know why. → There will be always that one teacher asking you a question and your friend next to you whispering the answer. → That proud moment when: You say something funny in class, and everyone laughs at it. → I was good at math until the Alphabet came in. → The brain is the most outstanding organ. It works for 24 hours, 365 days, right from your birth, until you step in the exam hall. → College is a place where some pursue learning and others learn pursuing. → Teacher: 3 girls are walking in the road. Turn the sentence in to exclamitory. student: WOW! → Dear dude sitting next to me, I can see you copying my test.... Sincerely, joke`s on you, I didn`t study either. → *STUDYING* The above dangerous stunts are performed only by trained professionals so! don`t try this at school or at home → just sitting in class,Nodding your head,When all of a sudden you hear "Make sure you know that,it will be on the test." And you`re like "Wait, what?" → ☑ Like-ing ☑ Eating ☑ Listening to music ☐ Studying. → S.T.U.D.Y = Sleeping, Talking, Unlimited Texting, Dreaming, Yawning. → When someone randomly falls out of their chair during class. → Struggling to do your exercise? Do it early in the morning, before your brain figures out what the hell is going on!! → I wish studying for an exam was as easy as remembering lyrics. I`d pass every exam. → Height of Geniousity.... When i was at school, someone stole my rough notes.... now they call it as... .. .. ``Oxford Dictionary`` → My teacher always is talking to her imaginary friend named "Class". → start of school, amazing pens, pencils etc. end of school, i`m left with one pen. → You know you`re not paying attention in class when you start to doodle on the paper. → 3 Ways to write in EXAM: Look up for INSPIRATION, Look down for CONCENTRATION and Look around for INFORMATION! → The best 2 days of school are always the first and the last → That awkward moment when you find out someone from your school is following you on twitter. → Dear James Bond, I have an impossible mission for you.. My next exams. Sincerely, Depressed Student. → School may be hard, annoying, and irritating. But admit it, you’re going to miss it when it ends. → TEACHER: What does "coincidence" mean? Student: Funny, I was just going to ask you that. :) → That awkward moment when you`re about to cheat, but you see the teachers looking right at you so you pretend to look around :P → You know it`s summer when you wake up not knowing what day of the week it is → You probably won`t remember the test u failed but u`ll never forget the person u were with the night before, when u decided not to study. → Mom: "How was school?" You: "Good." Mom: "What did you do?" You: "Nothing." → I was born intelligent education ruined my life. → The ONE DAY I`m absent from school is the ONE DAY everything happens! → The awkward moment when a teacher you don`t like says good things about you to your parents... O_O → Whenever I try to study I always end up laying on my bed doing some random stuff. → Everytime I see "Explain." on a test, a part of me dies... → Awkward Moment : You and your friend are talking in class and everyone else is dead silent.. → that awkward moment when you shout the wrong answer in class thinking you were right. → Theres always that one dumb ass kid who always reminds the teacher about test`s & homeworks. → Dear students, I know when you`re texting. Seriously.. no one just looks down at their crotch and smiles. Sincerly, teacher. → Parents always see us taking a break, but they never see us studying. → Class, I couldn’t grade your papers. I was busy." “Yeah. I couldn’t do my homework. I was busy too?” IF U R MISSING YOUR SCHOOL..WRITE MISS IN COMMENT BOX.THANK U FOR READING...
Posted on: Fri, 16 Aug 2013 12:17:37 +0000