TITLE: Preachers Son EPISODE: 43 AUTHOR: The Rock The knockout blow **************** After dodging the unfurtunate bash of phone by my dad i jumped the chair(offence number three). The first was refusing to say am sorry, the second was dodging the phone and the third i just mentioned above. My phone rang and i saw that it was Anita calling i quickly just Jammed my door and ran to answer it. Who are you, i hope una don, sorry i hope you have reach home safely i quickly polished my grammar once more. She chuckled at the other end and continued her discussion. How about those boys your dad said they should kneel, what happen to them? they stay there till we come back and my dad told them to frog jump home, it was really hillarious I laid on my bed and began laughing like a goat when he hot knock paralysed my jaws and my laughter dried up, an intense pain took over my head and my tear buds began welling up. My dad had gave me a fantastic knock that could crack a rock, he sent another high flying slap which i dodge like rambo. So did commited a crime and you are here phoning and laughing Daddy i no be crimainal na, why i go commite crime Oya hand over that phone to me When we were busy running round the room i used style to cut the call, put off the fone and also removed my sim card. I quickly gave him the Phone without complaining, he put it on only to see no sim care inserted, he looked up back at me who was smiling sheepisly. Where is the sim card? Na wetin i been wan tell you since, i was laughing because i did not see any sim in my phone, i wondered if magic happened. So how come you were talking, is it with a ghost? No my chemistry uncle said if you talk on your phone without sim card, the voice would echo back Since you said you are not tired of lieing, this phone would be with me until i confirm from your chemistry teacher. Daddy please na, the teacher have die o, how would i bring him to see you? You can go and dig his grave or call TB, Joshua to wake him up he said before leaving the room. Daddy so you sef na TB Joshua fan, i mumured lowly because if he did a hot slap would have been made my night food. I stood up after shedding my tears of regret, now i had no phone to call Anita or anybody else, and i heard Jennifer saying that she(Anita) was going back to her school which was the next day. I was so angry because i knew that my a central bank had been cut short. I went to the dinning room only to see everyoine cracking their bones from the meat they just ravaged. I remembered that we brought food back. I shouted Yeeah and ran to open the cooler. Lo and behold it was empty. I just looked at everyone there as more tears began spilling out and kick the cooler which landed on the ground and ran to my room. I brought out my garrium sulphide and began munching it maliciously without contempt or denial. I slept without even going for the night devotion. The next morning, after devotion i jumped up and dreesed quickly to go to school, the inter house competition was almost over except some major finals yet to be played. My weasley house were into the finals of the football competition, racing and our girls had a basketball finals with red house girls, the match seemed to be good because am sure there would be lots of basketball shaking from their chest than from their hands or so i thought. I first went to the playstation house were i played spartan hero till my cash ran out then i jogged to school. I was putting on extra jean shorts incase of any trashing which i wa sure to recieve. I reached the school gate but no teacher or student was there, a cold sweat took over me as i thought rapture had taken place or a trap had been set for me. I prayed softly and walked inside only to see the students still on the assembly ground and Uncle Andy my english teacher was standing with big uncle on the podium. The same Uncle Andy who made Joy flog me in ss one was looking like he was hit by a petrol tanker. God abeg make them no sack am o, i prayed before quickly joining my line in the crowd and waited the bad news as Big uncle started speaking... JUDGEMENT DAY ************* Tjhe whole school looked solemly as Big Uncle spoke while Uncle Andy had his head bent down sorrowfully. I tried asking Julian what the matter was but he seem not interested to tell me. Abi this man don go nack one girl belly, because the man was one of the most handsome teachers in school and so girls from jss1 to ss3 always rally around him, who wont or so i thought. Mr Andy house caught fire last night hey, wayo Allah, Jesus christ, chineke,aaah, yeah, ebgami o, eyaa, hardluck, sorry o, nawao Different stanzas of sympathy were pouring out of the students mouth even a foolish jss2 students shouted bonjour mecredi thinking he was speaking in a symapthetic tone. yes his house caught fire and everything he had burnt to ashes, even the clothes he is wearing now were borrowed from a teacher. Since he had always been a great teacher to us all, i want you students to contribute for him, his documents and all were also burnt Big Uncle continued. The offering started, i was left with only ten box in my pockets so i did what we usually do when we held small currency during church offerings. I squeezed my hand and dropped the money on the podium without anybody seeing me and i smiled back to my line like i had dropped a million dollar. One girl who wore red house games wear kept on coming back over and over again, it was like she had loads of cash in her school bag, all where in 500naira denominations. I wondered if they had something going on together, she dropped almost 5,000k according to my calculation. At the end of everything, the money contributed by the students was about 75k, thats what students brought to school a day. Am so grateful to you students, its been a privelege teaching you all in one way or the other, am so greateful Mr Andy spoke with a solenm voice which sent chills down my spine, i never felt this emotional before. After we finished with the assembly we went to our various houses to commence our competitions. I walked with Julian to Weasley house where the house master was addressing his footballers and other sport dudes. Make sure you all play well because its the finals and we need the various gold medals to win luther house(purple) because the were topping us. We all went to our various finals, i went to the basket ball arena to watch my weasley girls playing against the red house, the same house which that girl that gave almost 5k to uncle Andy was playing, it was even more suprising that Uncle Andy was the refree. Some thing must be wrong somewhere because i smelt favouritism in the air. The game started after the girls march in and shook hands and then it began in earnest. More boys than girls were spectators am sure everyone there were thinking the same as me. The girls were busy grabbing themselves and jonxing one another to score as uncle Andy blew his wistle when anything went wrong. A girl with a very big bossom and arse evaded two players passed the ball ran, it was passed back to her and she jumped up and performed a hot slam dunk into the net as we weasley house dudes began sceaming in jubilative mood. I wondered if we were celebrating the scored point or it was the way her bobbies jumped up and down in jubilation also as she celebrated with her mates. They kept playing as both sets missed alot of chances, well it was not their faults, na shortness cause am. The time was almost over as uncle Andy placed the wistle in his mouth to blow game over when a red house girl just threw the ball to her mate who passed to the money bag girl and she threw it to the loop. It circled round it as we all looked on with abated breaths before it entered it. The sound of jubilation from the red house girls was deafening, i only placed my eyes to their manchester and watch as it shook all along in pleasure. Peeeee, pee Gameover. They girls were all coming together to wait for a shoot-out when Uncle Andy proclaimed the red house winners of the game by three goals to two. Whhhaaat sir, its a lie, how did they get three and us two when we both scored a goal each the big chested weasley house girl spoke. We your goal was inside the area marked while theirs was outside which guarranteed them three points. Sir its a lie, how did you see it, you can lie, sir its noy good o, we no go gree the weasley girls protested heavily. The big chested girl was busy jumping up and down like she wanted to shoot the man if she had a gun, i knew the man favoured the girl who gave him more money, atleast that was what i would have done in his shoes. To make matters worse the girl just held his hands and the left the weasley girls still ranting as he left far the big chested girl bursted into tears(girls and cry sef). I left them and went to look for Julian so that we could go to the racing field since his handball finals had not started. There we watched a film we had not bargain to see. BLUE FILM ********* O boy dem don win us for basket ball, make we dey migrate go field jare, our girls dey run,make we go watch bosom united i shouted out to Julian. We went to the field and joined the spectators who were waiting to watch action film, the boys finals had ended and weasley house came second much to the chingrin and dissent of our house master. Guy, e be like say make i go join race o, see as those babes just dey like glucose like milk, make we go flex there see We marched there but no-one paid any attention to us so we walked back miserably. We positioned ourselves in a strategic position to watch the show better, our games wear was just a short skirt and short knickers and shirts so the ladies usually wear tights inside thier skirt to avoid stories that touch. Where we stood was behind the racers so as they bent down i also bent down to catch a little view of fresh laps like the pervert i was. I noticed one of the girls without tights and i focused my eyes on that one. Julian, i dey see kpekus o You be bonboclat fool jare, my friend stand up before teacher catch you I stood up and dragged him to the midpoint of the race so that i can view her manchester wella, Julian did not know what i wanted seeing, he just complained that i took him away from the girls and glucose he was timing. The wistle was blown as the girls started jonxing each other in determination to outrun each other. My only view was their manchester which was struggling frantically to calm down. The girl who i was eyeing her fresh laps was leading the race, she would have dragged for the world record with Usain Bolt, she ran like lightening but her manchester was also jubilating themselves, she had gapped her opponents and was on course to win when she neared our side. I noticed that her lap around our sides were alittle sandy than the rest and i feared for her but something in me pray that she would fall there but i waved it off. She got closer by the seconds and passed us swiftly,then it happened... ¤ ¤ ¤ ¤ ¤ ¤ ¤ ¤ Pass am na, score, yes good boy, keep it up boys The weasley house teacher was shouting and urging his boys on, Julian was doing a great job of protecting his goalie and breaking the fingers of the oppositions. Weasley house was leading as it was the girls turn to hail the boys. Suddenly the game turned over the the luther house boys began deranging the weasley house goalie with all manner of shots, you would wonder where Julian was, well him had been hit with a cruel ball which snapped two of his fingers so he had to pull out and that was our demise. Refree blow na, this match is taking too long uncle weasley shouted from the sidelines. Who wont complain when his team was relinquishing the lead they had for almost the whole game duration. Ref, i say blow na, or else that boy would score o The dude running to score would have given the luther house the lead with his goal but he did something more dramatic. He faked the keeper like he was going to score and then he turned to the position of the weasley house uncle and flung the ball at him. The man was caught unawares as the ball landed squarely on his nose which drew blood as he collasped to the ground. I was glad of the dude handwork, myself hated the man because he always flogged anyone that questioned his policies. The man starggered up and began cursing and looking for the miscreant that broke his nose, i fight ensure and the whole field became a wrestling free fight ground. The boys were busy mending their teachers ass while struggling to lay hands on themselves. A jss one student quickly took the handball and hid in his shirt. When they noticed what he did, everyone faced him and began chasing him as the brother threw the ball and ran for his dear life. Bros how far with your fingers na I dey o, my mama go help me press am wella when i reached house I collected his phone and began feeling Eminens hit track through his ear piece. Am sorry mama i never wish to hurt you i never wish to make you cry but tonight am bringing out my closet I sang along to the beats and lyrics(i gat good voice sha, but i no like choir), the vlume was loud enough to cause deafness but me no care, man gat to block his ears sometimes. oobbbooooyyyyyyeeeeaaahhh Escaped my mouth as i saw the beauty that ran like Usain Bolt passing the street, she was putting on a look and die leggins. I looked on and started following the swaying bottoms like jerry following cheese. Guy look road, see gutter... My ears had been deaf by music and brain lobotized by the bottoms swaying. I thought i was practicing Jesus walking on water. I crossed a gutter without raising my legs, i landed inside with my knee cap hitting the concrete and i went down face first into the smelly water. Maybe God don punish me for wetin i do the girl for school, or so i thought. Watchout for episode 44 Target: 5 Likes
Posted on: Thu, 20 Nov 2014 11:41:47 +0000
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