TO MY Dear Future Wife, 1. I wouldnt wanna turn my home to court of law where people points out who is right or wrong, i will only involve you in the decision making like in partnership but my say is final, no argument sweetie. 2. Dont forget you are only the 2nd in command, so when im away you take charge of our home, when im back you hand over immediately, no delay. 3. When im scolding any child, you allow me finish, dont ever use d word my child, it is ours not yours. 4. I believe in your decision, if you have rebuked any child dont report him or her to me again, no child shall be punished twice for one offence no matter how grievous the offence is. 5. Thou shall not correct me in the presence of the kids, except its done with humor. 6. You shall not be a banker, i repeat, you shall not be a banker, though u will be a chartered accountant;i dont want my kids calling maid mummy. Saturdays and Sundays must be work free day, or you quit the job no matter how fat the salary is. 7. Thou shall not make any expenses of 100k and above without my knowledge, whether its in my favour or a surprise, i dont care if its your money or not, you own the money, i own you. 8. If im not back on time, it is your duty to put a call across not thinking dirty with ur brain that im somewhere chilling with friends and girls. 9. You will cook all my meals like my mother did, no excuses except i cook it myself.No pretty maid or i wouldnt be held responsible for whatever happens thereafter. 10. Did i say this before. . . .You are going to keep looking good like a girlfriend, be in shape, watch your weight and all that, if you start wearing big baggy to bed you are on your own ohh. 11. No third PARTY, not your mother or friends, its you and I only. 12.You must be home by or before 6pm, no plenty meetings, clubs or social gathering. 13. No grudges, you must learn to forgive this guy,so we live happily till death do us part. Your husband......Donald Very simple Rules... hehehehe! have a glorious week AMIGOS!
Posted on: Tue, 14 Oct 2014 07:13:52 +0000
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