TO THE BACHELORS!!.....if you intend to marry.. - A KISII lady, then you need to take a course in DISASTER MANAGEMENT, she may dismantle you any time you piss her off! -A KIKUYU lady,then you need to take a course in SUPPLIES MANAGEMENT,her desire for good things is almost insatiable! -A KALENJIN lady, then you need to take a course in QUICK RESPONSE, she can really run if you piss her off! -A KAMBA lady,then you need to enroll for a course in PUBLIC PROCUREMENT,she may have several other partners behind your back! - A MAASAI lady,then you need tutorials in FIRST AID, she may collapse if you disappoint her enough! -A GIRIAMA OR TAITA lady, then start attending classes in DIPLOMACY,she is nagging and fuels small, disputes that you need to solve! -A MERU lady, then you should start classes in RECORD KEEPING, she expects you to remember everything! -A LUO lady, then enroll for a course in HUMAN RESOURCE MANAGEMENT, she is your wife but she will always try to show you that she is brighter than you! -A LUYIAH lady, then you need a course in INTERNATIONAL RELATIONS, she will turn your immediate family members into distant relatives after marriage!
Posted on: Fri, 14 Mar 2014 06:05:45 +0000
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