TODAYS G-RATED BUT SLIGHTLY NAUGHTY JOKE (As offered by Cathy Leesman Rigg) A woman awakens in the middle of the night to find her husband not in bed. She puts on her robe and goes downstairs to look for him. She finds him sitting at the kitchen table with a cup of hot cocoa in front of him. He appears to be in deep thought, just staring at the wall. She watches as he wipes a tear from his eye. “What’s the matter, dear?” she whispers as steps into the room. “Why are you down here at this time of night?” Her husband looks up from his drink: “It’s the 20th anniversary of the day we met.” She can’t believe he has remembers and starts to well up herself. The husband continues: “Do you remember 20 years ago when we started dating? I was 18 and you were only 15,” he said. Once again, the wife is touched to tears that her husband is so caring and sensitive. “Yes, I do,” she replies. The husband pauses … the words were not coming easily … “Do you remember the night your father caught us in the back seat of my car?” “Yes, I remember,” said the wife, lowering herself into the chair beside him. The husband continued. “Do you remember when he shoved the shotgun in my face and said, ‘Either you marry my daughter or I will make sure you spend the next 20 year in prison?” “I remember that too,” she replied softly. He sighed as he wiped another tear away from his cheek and said, “I would have gotten out today.”
Posted on: Tue, 09 Dec 2014 16:04:37 +0000
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