TODAYS JOKE >>>The teacher asked her class to write down on a piece of paper the type of work their daddies did. >>> >>>The children, very excitedly, scribbled their answers. >>> >>>One by one, the teacher asked each child to stand and describe the job. >>> >>>There was much laughter and screaming, that is apart from little Tommy. >>> >>>“Tommy, why do you look so sad?” asked the teacher. >>> >>>Tommy slowly rose to his feet, and replied: “My Dad’s a stripper in a gay bar.” >>> >>>The other children remained silent, as Tommy continued. >>> >>>“Sometimes, he doesn’t come home, and my Mummy sits crying. Sometimes, he sells his body for other men’s pleasure.” >>> >>>There were gasps around the classroom. The teacher acted quickly and dismissed the children, telling them to go out and play. >>> >>>She then walked up to little Tommy, put her arm around his shoulders, and asked: “Is all that true, Tommy?” >>> >>>“No, not at all Miss. He really plays cricket for England, but I was too embarrassed to say.” >>>
Posted on: Fri, 31 Jan 2014 10:04:08 +0000
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