TOMORROW AT THE WHEELTAPPERS AND STEVE DUNN CLUB... Can I ave - TopicsExpress



          

TOMORROW AT THE WHEELTAPPERS AND STEVE DUNN CLUB... Can I ave some order at tback of the room there missus...I know the last jaffa cake always tastes better but fighting over it meks you look more common than you alreadeh are...settle down... Now...weve ad ter cancel the Kick the Can spectaclur..owin to there not bein enough people with their own knee joints. And if I could just mention to Michael Hayton and Sandra...the postmans knock game finished twenty minutes ago so come out o yon closet now..wiy her hands and everythin else raised! And another late announcement from the committee...whoever spiked Julias scones wiy magic mushrooms can hold themselves responsible for Janice and Steve doin their own rendition of The Last Tango in Paris in tmiddle o Lidl! Ive compered some clubs in me time, but av never in me born days met so many degenerates in one place! Now put your hands together....no..dont clap missus...just keep your ands together as a few too many spoons have gone missing...I thang you! :-)
Posted on: Fri, 17 Oct 2014 14:07:01 +0000

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