TOP 10 SINS COMMITTED ON FACEBOOK 1. You buy some cheap underwear at Mpani-Mpani Gwada Usankhe market & on facebook you write: I love Gucci underwears ....God is watching you* 2. Youre a married man with 2 kids & on facebook you always claim to be single ...God is watching you 3. Youre 21 yrs old & youre dating a woman of 64 yrs old and your facebook updates says cant wait to see my baby. ... Is that your baby or your mum? ...God is watching you 4. Youre are drinking ice water & you update Im drinking Johnny Walker on the rocks ....God is watching you 5. Youre in the house watching Tikufelanji on TVM but your update on facebook says “Watching EXPANDABLES 3 at the cinema” ...God is watching you 6. You sell ma units pa Kamba in Blantyre pa msewu & you update your status on facebook as had a long day in the office God is watching you* 7. You are waiting for KaBanza (Hired Bicycle) at Area 18 Round-About & your facebook update says “stuck in traffic jam ..thank God for the air conditioner in ma car ...God is watching you 8. You are using some fake chinese nokia phone with 3 sim cards and you update your status My laptop is slow....God is watching you* 9. You are staying in Mtandire Lilongwe and you update your status Chilling at home in area 43 ..... God is watching you 10. Your real name is Dzambatukani ChiBimu and on facebook you call yourself Nigga Jay Zee, Big Rick Ross, Young Money Wayne,Cash Money Drake.......God is watching you THANK YOU
Posted on: Wed, 06 Nov 2013 10:29:19 +0000
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