TOP 20 CONDITIONS TO MY FUTURE HUSBAND 1.U MUST be very handsome. And I mean u must be very handsome. Lets not compromise on that 2.Brain-wise you MUST be SHARP.You should be able to think like me or even better;NOT LESS 3.U really have to work hard. I cant agree to marry a lazy and poor fellow. I cant be struggling with a medical course only to end up with a classless dude,,NO WAY!!! 4.If I agree to marry u,my father MUST have liked u in so many ways than one. If he says NO,...too bad!Well have to call it quits no matter how far wed have gone 5.You must be a career person.And not just any career..... We aint gonna feed on love anyway 6MUST be the killer-type (If u know what that means) Ur presence should never go unnoticed 7Dont be the nagging type. Do ur thing & let me be. Dont question me about less indispensable and irrelevant stuff. That way,we will live happy-ever-afterLOL 8.Your mother could be my best friend or worst enemy depending on how she treats me 9You must be money-oriented. I dont mean to sound a gold-digger. I mean,my parents have brought me up in a descent manner not to love a man for his money 10. You MUST wed me. You have to declare to the press that you are then taken 11.You MUST be always Elegant. Always baby;ALWAYS 12.Expect just a kid from me. If you are into more;Suite yourself 13.You shouldnt be so gentle for my liking. I,at some point, love someone who is full of humour 14.Your NO should be your NO, and a YES a YES without backing out 15.You should be fluent and well-versed with English and kiswahili. Spendi aibu ndogo ndogo 16.Ofcos miscommunication and complications are bound to happen but u ought to be optimistic under ever aspect 17.Im not the kind who will always be at ur back following u everywhere u go.... I believe that if you are honest with ur actions,God will surely reward u abundantly 18.If u MUST lie... Make it not sound too good to be true 19.I fancy going to new places and interacting with new beings. So start investing now 20.Lastly,if u cant suite the above standards;my above standards, kindly have ur way out coz u CANT AFFORD ME. So just let me be. Keep complaining as poverty awaits to strike u dead. Yours sincerely, ADISAH(the lioness)
Posted on: Thu, 14 Aug 2014 07:41:45 +0000
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