#TOUCHING_STORY :( : So this man was looking for a job, and later found one in a cooking company, so he went in, den met the manager to ask for a place in the company. MANAGER: arlright, how can I help u??. MAN: God will help u if u help me sir. MANAGER: wat is d problem young man??. MAN: I need a job. MANAGER: as a cook??...I see (takes piece of paper and write briefly) are u well lettered??. MAN: yess. I can write letter. MANAGER: I mean are you learned??. MAN: yess. I learned 1,2,3 and A,B,C. MANAGER: no, wat am saying is, did u ever go to school??. MAN: ofcos yes!!...I went to community primary school to watch football. I was even at christ college twice to see my brother. And I went to university to sell beans sir. MANAGER: its alright. Wat is ur name??. MAN: no sir. WAT is not my name. MANAGER: spell it den. MAN: I.T. MANAGER: (exclaims) JESUS CHRIST....oky were do u live??. MAN: in a house sir. MANAGER: are u joking or wat??, cant u see dis is an interview??...listen young man I advise u get serious. MAN: yess sir. MANAGER: now, in two words, briefly decribe yourself. MAN: yourself is an english word. It begins with letter Y followed by O..U..R..S..E..L... And ends with F. MANAGER: dis is ridiculous.....oky MATHS. Add twelve in five places. MAN: (hesitates) fiften. MANAGE: wat??....how com??, work it ere lemme see it (he give him a biro and a pen). MAN: 1+1+1+1+1+2+2+2+2+2 equal 15. MANAGER: oky wat is one plus one then. MAN: one. MANAGER: (shaking his head) this is madness......oky mention five proteinous food. MAN: proteinous food one, proteinous food two, proteinous food three, proteinous food four, proteinous food five. MANAGER: mr MAN, so U wat to faustrate my life this early morning ba??.....SECURITY!!! SECURITY!!! (Security arives) take this mad man outta my sight. AND DAT WAS HOW HE LOST THE JOB :v [[upacman]]
Posted on: Fri, 26 Sep 2014 06:56:48 +0000
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