TRUE STORY: I made supper tonite and put it in oven. Was watching football/QVC (Dennis wasnt home) when suddenly I hear a VERY LOUD scratching/chewing sound coming from the ceiling!! It had to be a Sasquatch mouse! I grab my phone and text Lance (who is upstairs)......LANCE!, Come down here, very quietly!!! Minutes go by......after 15 minutes, Lance comes to the top of the stairs..... mom, whats going on? I said...LANCE, I could be down here being assaulted as fast as you responded! He very casually asks from the top of stairs......you being assaulted? WTH?! So, I very loudly whisper......get your ass down here! Here he comes.......Mom, its just a mouse. Lance, it is a rat if not bigger! Mom, is it bigger than that? I casually look down and here he had placed a big ol fat plastic rat!!! He bought it today and waiting for the perfect time to place it! YEP, I did the damn girl scream and the girl dance!!! HAHAHA.......All I can say is.......paybacks are hell!!! As luck would NOT have it........he was not making the scratching sounds. Therefore, the Sasquatch mouse lives on!!!!
Posted on: Mon, 17 Nov 2014 04:22:33 +0000
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