TRUE, THE EBOLA VIRUS, IS IN NIGERIA, TRUE THE EBOLA VIRUS IS IN LAGOS, TRUE, THE EBOLA VIRUS IS IN TOWN.. But, if theres one tin I know and trust my Naija peeps for, its surviving. WE ARE SURVIVORS!!! Once upon a time, it was Bird flu. The news spreadt all around, stop eating poultry foods they said? Lol.. Na that time chicken begin sweet pass. Chop chicken anyhow, crack the bone. NO SHAKING! We also heard, L.A.S.A Fever.. Always wash and sterilize ur kitchen utensils, b4 using o, incase of rat, they said. Stop eating Suya, u dont know the origin of the meat. It may be rat meat. Pls stop eating suya, they also said. But trust me, na that time suya con dey sweet well well. Chop suya, chop the onions, lick the pepper wey dey the paper with ur tongue. NOTHING DEY HAPPEN! We also heard abt acid rain, pls dont wear this colour of cloth, as the tiny invisible molecules, wud stick onto it. Pls dont go outside, when its raining. WASH!!! Na that time, u go make sure say ur wears get all the colours of the rainbow, so if the acid rain wan drop, e go even dey spoilt for choice. Red cap, black shirt, blue jeans, brown shoe, white singlet, green boxers, yellow wristband, indigo handkerchief, & violet belt. ACID RAIN FATHER!!! Choose ur choice. Dont go out in the rain? Lol.. Na that time boys dey pull shirt dey play ball inside rain. ACID RAIN, WHO?? We heard, SARS, We heard Cholera outbreak, we heard air-borne diseases, we heard all manner of stuffs. But here we are standing. NOW, ITS BEEN REPORTED THAT EBOLA VIRUS, IS IN THE NATION, AND EVEN IN OTHER PARTS OF THE CONTINENT. I know it will pass, but for now, it hasnt. So lets be cautious. * After using the toilet, wash ur hands. * Before & after eating, wash ur hands. (Before especially) * U go out, u come back, wash ur hands. (Even if u drove) Theres nothing like, but I was in my car all day, I didnt even wind-down, I was enjoying my factory fitted A.C & my wonderful stereo player. Im clean. Yes! U are, but bros, WASH THAT HAND! * Take ur bath daily. The weather is really cold, but we can still do the twice daily bath. * Sterilize ur objects at home. * Make the whole place squeaky clean. Make I con see where Ebola, abi Bolanle, abi e- baller, abi electronic-ball er, wan pass enter us. All those little tips in asteriks ( * ) are simply precautionary and are jst personal hygiene we learnt in primary school. But they cud come in handy. JST STAY CLEAN, AND DONT BE DISPARED, NA ONLY EBOLA WAKA COME, NA ONLY AM GO STILL TAKE HIM LEG WAKA COMOT. Great People, Great Nation. Lets do what we know how to do best. SURVIVE!!! Dirty, no dey kill black man. # FACT!!!
Posted on: Wed, 30 Jul 2014 19:44:16 +0000
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