TSA agent 1: Youve been randomly selected for swabbing. Me: For what?? TSA agent 1: Please just step over there, maam. Me: Hrmpf TSA agent 2: Please hold out your hand so I can swab you. Me: So you can do what to me? TSA 2: Swab you, maam. Me: I dont know what youre talking about. TSA 2: Its so I can swab your skin for residue. Me: Residue for what? TSA 2: Residue for questionable substances. Me: Youre joking, right? TSA 2: Maam, youve been randomly selected, its nothing personal. Me: Youre telling me to be swabbed. Thats personal, young man. TSA 2: Maam, its to keep us safe. Me: Now I know youre kidding. TSA 2: What else can we do, maam? Me: How about stop living in fear? TSA agent 2 (with a deer in the headlights look): Oh, yes, that would probably be a good idea. Yes, I allowed myself to be swabbed, but not before substantial dialogue (with a smile) and planting seeds. Truly time to stop this madness.
Posted on: Fri, 06 Jun 2014 19:19:07 +0000
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