TWA. “Wow your kid graduated the 8th grade huh? Well I hope you made the most of it cause judging by you, that’s the only graduation that little fella’s gonna have” “My day STARTS when my shift ENDS I don’t count any of this 8 hours of bullshit as my day” “I’m done giving effort to this conversation. I think I’m going to go into nodding and saying “Yeah” mode…..” “One of us needs to take one for the team and get that annoying chick preggers then she’ll get 6 weeks off, and we won’t have to deal with her…. “Give 110% effort, and there’s a 50% chance that you’ll get a 3% raise!!” “I hate seeing you waste all this effort on me, why don’t you try someone that’s new. I’m sure you can get them to believe your “go team” “value driven” bullshit…” “The guy that says “NOOoo go get your own!” When you ask for something like a stapler, paperclip, pen.. etc..” “Are you supposed to have more Temp employees, than full time employees?” “I am pleased to announce that the attempt to work me to death today has failed.” “He is going to eat himself out from under his legs; we’ll see him riding a fat scooter before too long…” “I shouldn’t be able to tell your medication schedule by the way you act” “You ever hear of a stay at home mom? Well he’s a stay at home son..” “This place has more “turn around” than a run way model” “The dude that you can hear breathing from 7 feet away…” “You know those medical necklaces that have a tag of what you’re allergic to? You need one that reads “Warning I suck do not resuscitate” “One day I’m gonna knock him over, and get some popcorn and watch his fat ass try to get back up..” “The supervisor that wears his keychain on his belt loop is awesome! He comes with a built in “here he comes” alarm!” “Ka-put- (Adj. ) Broken and useless; no longer working or effective.” “The Loud Laugh guy: There is nothing funnier on earth than what he is laughing at right here right now.” “One of the most depressing things one goes through, is the drive into work” “The creepy guy with the mullet who smells like pepperoni pizza, and sweeps the floor, is probably the coolest guy in here. He doesn’t go on and on about his kids, or gives you his thoughts on politics or religion. He’s just here to do what the courts ordered him to do..” “What’s red and bad for your teeth? A brick..” “I just have to invade someone and tell them about my stupid life” “I hate getting woke up and asked a work question” “Meetings: Let’s sit in a small cramped room for an hour with a bunch of people you don’t like, and act like you care about them, or their Idea’s..” “The broken copier in the supply closet has more work ethic than you..”
Posted on: Fri, 13 Sep 2013 09:17:24 +0000