TYPES OF LADIES (unmarried) ******************************* 1. You call her in the evening, shes just finishing a novel she began the other day. Shes busy daytime and because she loves books, she makes up at night. Day time, you cant chat for more than five minutes, because she has to concentrate on her work, at least. Shell ask you about current affairs till you start guessing, she knows too much for a lady...will tell you about scholarship opportunities, the best universities in the world, discuss courses on offer... 2. You call her in the evening, shes at the church in a choir practice for the upcoming Sunday Service/Sabbath/Camp Meetings. In fact, on Friday, shell take a sick leave for the final rehersals. Then soon, she takes the annual leave to be at the Mission in Loitoktok/Nyamira, etc. She delays commencing her studies because the exam timetable shall clash with the church calendar... 3. Her evenings are so broken and unpredictable. Could be at a friends birthday bash, or in some joint for an impromptu mututhoring. Day time, she was chatting with you like there is no much work at her workplace. Then she requests for a soft loan to aid her attend the #Masaku7s where she ends up being off completely and when back, my phone was stolen, virginity broken... 4. She visits you so frequently, keeps on asking when youll be back from work. When with her, talks of how she hopes youll marry happily (insists on a wedding) how great she loves you and how she hopes youre not cheating on her. When you ask how far she is with the readings you lent her recently, she tells you shes yet to touch them, she has been having stomach aches. When you start discussing books, she feels youre not romantic with her; when you touch on her further education, you dont love her because shes not in a university... 5. Shes always on your neck to get a bettet job, rent a better house, buy her new shoes, get her salon money, send her credit, give her cash for her birthdays cake, send her sickling mother medical fees, or her schooling sister(shemeji) pocket money. She has all these talks of how she wants you to be wealthy but never mentioning how shell supplement your efforts...can work well in Kakamega/Nyatike/Wagusu mines-gold digging.. 6. Shes ever sleepery with you, very cunning. Will never know her motives clearly. At times, shes suggestive, other times you are North and South poles apart. Shell ask for favors from you but no paybacks (dont mistake me). But shell always tease you becauase she knows you like her to the bones...call her sungura mjanja.. 7. Shes educated, beautiful, so wife material, innocent, hasnt covered any distance on the road, yet you wont get her. Shes the one you say about, God, if I get this one then I have everything in a woman. While she may notice, she comes just close enough till you mistake it for a sail, then you discover youre not even in a raft in the first place...youll always dream of and want her... 8. Shes free for all, gravity controls her. She can have it with anyone she likes, anytime, anyhow(any style, protected or not). Once drunk, let come what may, kufa gari kufa dereva...mind not that she cant raise her head after a bottle of Reds. She has 4 kids with different fathers and still ambitious but has never tried marriage, shes a baby factory... 9. Very faithful, loyal, loving, straight-forward, but cant perform where it matters, or youre incompartible in the field, shes too aggressive or too naive and you always hang about. Either you climb down frowning or she does...imbalance in the natural allocation of skills or accumulation of experience... 10. All she talks about is herself, how she wants to do things, change the lives of others after changing yours, will ask you for any job openings youve heard or know of, update you on job adverts, suggest a joint savings plan, ask how UWEZO Fund operates, if you know a friend to Gor Seme Lango (then). She always leaves you baffled, and with a headache after thinking too much as deserves a man... Fellow men, do you agree? Which number is yours currently and which do you prefer? Im single, dont ask about mine...
Posted on: Wed, 23 Jul 2014 07:03:38 +0000
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