TYPES OF PEOPLE YOU MEET IN THE BANKING HALL 1 - The Pen Borrowers: They re always in the bank, common pen they wont have. These people are very dangerous, once you lend them the pen, you may find it difficult to identify them, At a bank in Nigeria, once someone tells you may Ive your pen? Believe me bros, thats the last time you will see that pen (except if youre lucky). 2 - The I dey ur Back Team: Immediately they entered bank, even before taking the teller/slip (withdrawal or deposit) all they do is to know the last person and you hear them saying, Im at your back. If care is not taken, about 10 People can tell you I dey ur back then at the end of the day, they cause confusion (na me dey hin back,I don tell am I was here b4 u blah blah) 3 - The No protocol team: This kind of people dont obey the 1st come, 1st served slogan! Theyre mouthed in the bank! Immediately they come in, they just walk up to the cashier or manager, he/she asks them to sit down & within 5 mins theyve completed there transactions while youre still there looking like a fool on queue.(chaii theres God oooo) 4 - The Bank Door rejectees: These people will always have a problem with d bank door, then you see them removing their belts, car keys, mobile phones etc and yet the machine keeps shouting pls go back My Bros next time come to bank naked! I beg Biko, he go allow u in... 5 - The slip wasters: These kind of people can waste slip in Nigeria! To fill the withdrawal slip or deposit slip na JAMB questions you see them canceling , tearing, squeezing & take another one. To write common 2000 Naira in words na gobe. Even the so called undergraduates are found wanting in this scenario....... ........CHAI!!! 6 - The people from Another Planet: These people usually behave like they are not in this world since two yrs! They will always be asking for todays date, even after telling them the correct date, they will ask someone else again. i tire 4 dis pple oooooo............ Dont spoil the fun, keep it rolling. Add number 7 (your own) and which team is you?
Posted on: Fri, 24 Oct 2014 20:34:59 +0000
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