TYPES OF SLAPS AND THEIR MEANINGS 1. TAKE-AWAY SLAP When someone gives you dis kind of slap, all you can do is hold your face and walk away. 2. RESOUNDING SLAP That is when after you are hit, you keep on hearing some funny sounds in your brain like wiiiiiiiiiii! And voices in your head will start singing christmas Carol. 3. FORMATTING SLAP That is the slap that makes someone forget instantly what he or she was doing..You find yourself asking questions like what did I do? 4. DIRTY SLAP When u receive dis slap, you start scratching and rubbing your face like a dry cleaner. 5. COLOUR RIOT SLAP When you download dis slap, You will start seeing different colors. 6. EXPLANATION SLAP When someone gives you this kind of slap, you find yourself explaining the situation to the nearest person even without being asked. e.g BROS SHEY U BEEN Dey WATCH? I BE NO DO ANYTHING O. 7. FIX DEPOSIT SLAP When you receive this kind of slap all you will do is just stand right where you are and watch the person walk away. 8. RHETORICAL SLAP The moment you download the slap..you start asking questions that dont need reply..eg JOHN, YOU SLAPPED ME? 9. MATHEMATICAL SLAP This has to do with the physical reconstruction of your face. When given to you, the length of your face will be raised to power two, your eye socket will calculate its circumference. 10. SWEET SLAP This is the type of slap that when a boy or girl give you sweetly on your cheek whether is painful or not, you start blushing. WHICH OF THEM HAVE YOU EXPERIENCED,GIVEN OR WITNESSED?
Posted on: Tue, 14 Oct 2014 12:14:46 +0000
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