TYPES OF STUDENTS ULL FIND IN A TYPICAL NIGERIAN UNIVERSITY CLASSROOM. 1. THE GOOD LISTENERS: Dese ones dey listen an jot down notes well.. dey are always found in d front. 2. THE ON-LOOKERS: dese one cannot be rilly classified as good-listeners.. cos dey jux look at d lecturer, so confused.. weda d lecturer is speakin gibberish or mumbo jumbo dey jux keep lookin. and dats how dey keep looking till exam finish.. 3.THE PHOTOCOPYING TEAM.. Oh my! dese pple knw demselves.. dey are always found saying abeg i no get strent to write.. do make i photocopy. This set of pple can photocopy anytin on paper.dey dnt care dey jux photocopy. 4.The this man too fast clique..these students are damn slo. if d lecturer tries to fasten up note callin abit..dey jux hands down and join d onlookers. 5.The perpetual latecomer; these are d pple who enjoy and derive pleasure comin to class afta lecture has started.. dey jux like sneakin-in nd i begin to wonder y d sneaking, dint u pay skool fees? Abi no be u get d admission neh?. 6. The sleepers conglomerate: this group sleep without fear or favour, dey jux find one nice spot to recieve breeze and 30mins into d lecture, dey are off. 7. The pen borrowers: weda dem be students abi dem be non-learning students i dnt jux undastand.. dese pple can neva hav biro, dey keep borrowing till dia bag is full of biros. 8. The argument lords.. dese group of pple are jux lookin for how to start a controversy.. dey jux love to argue.. funny thing is dah dey might not be intelligent according to book-wise ooo.. buh wen it comes to arguments u can neva win dem.. see talent. 9. The Questionnaires: chei dese pple can ask useless questions ehh.. sometimes d lecturers get frustrated and feel like punching d student.. u can imagine sumbody asking sir, the slaves in the plantation, were dey allowed to eat d plantain??. 10. The absentee students.. wah can i say.. these pple neva attend class buh dia names are always in d attendance and dey always write test.. ghost students. 11. The Noisemakers.. dese ones are different from d argumentists in dat.. d arguers hav points buh dese one jux make noise randomly and keeps disturbing d klass. 12. The fashionists: all dey pray for is pple to look at dem and WOW.. Dey hav d latest dress in Vogue.. dey wear different cloths evryday.. and we wey dey repeat cloth go jux hang oneside.. 13. The fighters: anyway all na work of the devil... 14. The No-time students: these ones always hav sumtin to do sumwea.. dey jux want d lecture to finsih so dat dey can go shap shap.. 15. The english Correction officers: they may not be listening ooo.. buh wen d lecturer makes one single English error.. Gbam! Work don start bdat.. I don try abeg.. feel free to add urz...
Posted on: Wed, 05 Nov 2014 13:06:38 +0000
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