TYPES OF STUDENTS ULL FIND IN ATYPICAL NIGERIAN INSTITUTIONCLASSROOM.Where do u belong?1. THE GOOD LISTENERS: These ones deylisten an jot down notes well.. dey arealways found in d front.2. THE ON-LOOKERS: Dis ones cannot berilly classified as good-listeners.. cos deyjust look at d lecturer, so confused.. wedad lecturer is speakin gibberish or mumbojumbo dey just keep lookin. and dats howdey keep looking till exam finish..3.THE PHOTOCOPYING TEAM: Oh my! desepple knw demselves.. dey are always foundsaying abeg i no get strent to write.. domake i photocopy. This set of pple canphotocopy anytin on paper.dey dnt care deyjust photocopy. If u no hol ursef well, demgo photocopy u join.4.The THIS MAN TOO FAST clique: Thesestudents are damn slo. if d lecturertries to fasten up note callin abit..dey justhands down and join d onlookers.5.THE PERPETUAL LATECOMER: These are dpple who enjoy and derive pleasure cominto class afta lecture has started.. dey justlike sneakin-in and I begin to wonder y dsneaking, didnt u pay skul fees? Abi no beu get d admission neh?.6. THE SLEEPERS CONGLOMERATE: Thisgroup can sleep for Africa, they sleepwithout fear or favour, dey just find onenice spot to receive breeze and 30mins intod lecture, dey are off.7. THE PEN BORROWERS: Weda dem bestudents abi dem be non-learning studentsI dnt just undastand.. dese pple can nevahav biro, dey keep borrowing till dia bag isfull of biros.8. THE ARGUMENT LORDS: These group ofpple are just lookin for how to start acontroversy.. dey just love to argue.. funnything is dah dey might not be intelligentaccording to book-wise ooo.. buh wen itcomes to arguments u can neva win dem..see talent.9. THE QUESTIONNAIRES:Chei dese pplecan ask useless questions ehh.. sometimesd lecturers get frustrated and feel likepunching d student.. u can imaginesumbody asking sir, the slaves in theplantation, were dey allowed to eat dplantain?10. THE ABSENTEE STUDENT: Wah can Isay.. these pple neva attend class buh dianames are always in d attendance and deyalways write test.. ghost students.11. THE NOISEMAKERS: These ones aredifferent from d argumentists in dat.. darguers hav points buh dese one jux makenoise randomly and keeps disturbing dklass.12. THE FASHIONISTS: All dey pray for ispple to look at dem and WOW.. Dey hav dlatest dress in Vogue.. dey wear differentcloths evryday.. and we wey dey repeatcloth go jux hang oneside..13. THE FIGHTERS: Anyway all na work ofthe devil.14. THE NO-TIME STUDENTS: These onesalways hav sumtin to do sumwea.. dey juxwant d lecture to finsih so dat dey can goshap shap.15. THE ENGLISH CORRECTION OFFICERS:They may not be listening ooo.. buh wen dlecturer makes one single English error..Gbam! Work don start bdat.16. THE AMEBOS: Dia own na to observeanything wey dey happen and dem no deykeep dia mouth shut.( U no need tell me, Iknow that I belong to d first group winks).
Posted on: Tue, 04 Nov 2014 11:58:28 +0000
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