TYPICAL OF LAS VEGAS - CHEETAHS OR CHEATERS? Thanks for the two free drinks and letting me sleep after a hard night of gambling months ago. And also thanks for the following: ONE: The FREE shuttle demanded tips and did not return me the full change. It was supposed to be a $5 tip. So she was supposed to give me $15 back out of $20, but she gave me back only $10. TWO: She took me to a broken ATM. THREE: I went to Cheetahs (for the second time in many months) because you liked my thank you note on this page, and I liked your page back. LOYALTY is NUMERO UNO. That is why I asked the cashier the following questions, • I have a house in Texas, and I have a house in Las Vegas, my driver license is from Texas. I was just in a car accident, so I could not drive. Would I be able to not pay the cover charge, and if yes, how do I prove that I am actually staying here, and not at a hotel? • I do not want strippers to say /// why are you here for Doc? // when I reject a lap dance. I want to drink some Guinness, flirt with some strippers, maybe give a dollar or two. And that’s it. Could I reasonably expect not to be harassed with shaming tactics and insults, like /// if you do not want a lap dance, then why are you here? // • I asked the shuttle to pick me up at the Golden Coast Hotel and Casino, because it is walking distance from my home. • I also informed her, that I pay too many bills, and I only have $100. I asked her, if that would be enough! The cashier told me, • Bring some receipts with my address on it, which prove that I stay in LV in order NOT to pay the cover charge. I brought food DELIVERY FORMS from my groceries supplier, with my address and legal name on them, in a United Parcel Service envelope. I dislike carrying things. IT TURNED OUT THE GUYS FROM HYDERABAD WHO STAY AT BELLAGIO DID NOT PAY A COVER CHARGE. I had to carry I UPS. • She asked me to give her my name. I said I have a gold ring on my thumb which says Doc, because my Soviet name is hard to pronounce. And I also gave her my legal name. She then asked for my phone number, and I made a mistake the first time, because I have several hand phones, not all of which have a Las Vegas area code. So she insulted me, that I was phony! I do not have my number memorized; I had to look it up. The cashier expressed disbelief that I was telling the truth all along, and was NSTY to me over the phone. She passed the phone to two other people. I was later explained by the shuttle driver, who stole $5 from me, and therefore, I do not mind saying where I got this information, that the cashier HAD A REALY BAD DAY. Well, that is no excuse for dumping her emotional baggage on innocent people! THREE: I was interrupted in the middle of a conversation by a worker, and told that a girl named Kelsey wanted to buy me a drink at the bar. I already bought my Guinness for $10 + a $2.50 tip to the bartender. (The same night I drank five Guinness beers FOR FREE at the casino, as I kept winning at the craps table.) I have never met Kelsey. I prefer African, African American, Japanese, and brown skinned females. I would never talk to a girl with a name like Kelsey, because it sounds white. Nevertheless, I took my envelope, my car racing jacket, my $10 Guinness to the bar, from my seat near the wall, because I RESPECT IT, when someone likes me. It turned out the whole Kelsey thing was a LIE! FOUR: The shuttle driver OFFERED, NOT PROMISED, BUT OFFERED, TO DRIVE MY BACK. AFTER SHE BROKE MY TRUST WITH THE CHANGE, THAT WAS NOT AN OPTION, BUT I DID NOT TELL HER THAT! SHE LIED AGAIN, BY GOING HOME 15 MINUTES BEFORE CLOSING TIME. I took a taxi to a casino. I only paid him $12 and NO TIPS. So what’s the point of a FREE shuttle that steals $10 from me? I tipped the strippers twice, $1 each time. $100 – ($10 + 12.5 + $10 + $1 + $1) = $74.5 ONLY, for the remainder of the evening. For this money, I won about $200 at the craps, baccarat, cards down blackjack, cards up blackjack, and drank 5 free Guesses beers. 5 x $12.5 = 62.5 dah! LYING AND SCAMMING BUTCHERS TRUST AND LOYALTY! That is WHY I never liked Cheetah’s on Facebook, until they liked my post on their page, many months after I visited them. I KNOW BETTER, THAN TO GET TOO COMFORTABLE WITH ANY SITUATION, BECAUSE MOST GOOD DEEDS ARE SHORT-TERM TACTICAL MANEUVRES. GET THE POINT? THEY DID NOT SINCERELY LIKE MY POST, THEY FAKED INTEREST IN ORDER TO GET ME TO COME AND BE A SUCKER! I AM NOT A SUCKER I AM AN HONEST PIMP. The only reason they did not cheat on Christmas Eve at the Golden Coast casino, is that many people who work in nearby casinos were at the tables that night. But that is a story for another day. Suffice it to say, that the dealer almost always, if not always gets a twenty after shuffling the cards. CHEB HASNI, AN ALGERIAN SINGER, once said /// AMERICAN CRACKERS KNOW A BILLION TECHNIQUES OF LYING – BUT THEY DO NOT KNOW THE TECHNIQUE OF HONESTY. THAT IS BECAUSE THEY ARE NOT CONFIDENT. WE LIE, WHEN WE DO NOT KNOW HOW TO GET SOMETHING BY TELLING THE TRUTH. // How can you trust other people, you gutter trash, if you can’t even trust yourselves? A man standing next to me at the craps table asked me, /// Daddy, If you know the games are fixed, why do you play? // I answered, /// because being a confident man of honor, it does not discourage me. I will still win. // My video of Cheb Hasni has 2,200,000 + views. Does it look like I could ever lose, no matter how numerous the hordes of my enemies? Orkut did not like this video. Where is Orkut now? Watch out FACEBOOK, MENBOOK IS COMING! daddy (doc) devlin __________ Cheb Hasni, mat sa lou ni che youtu.be/u8V7gAz1ub0
Posted on: Fri, 26 Dec 2014 10:04:13 +0000
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