Tacky, but it did make me smile :-) You Know Youre in a Redneck Church if .... 1. You Know Youre in a Redneck Church if .... The finance committee refuses to provide funds for the purchase of a chandelier because none of the members knows how to play one. 2. You Know Youre in a Redneck Church if .... People ask, when they learn that Jesus fed the 5000, whether the two fish were bass or catfish, and what bait was used to catch em. 3. You Know Youre in a Redneck Church if .... When the pastor says, Id like to ask Bubba to help take up the offering and five guys and two women stand up. 4. You Know Youre in a Redneck Church if .... Opening day of deer season is recognized as an official church holiday. 5. You Know Youre in a Redneck Church if... A member of the church requests to be buried in his 4-wheel-drive truck because It aint never been in a hole it couldnt get out of (Love it!) 6. You Know Youre in a Redneck Church if .... The choir is known as the OK Chorale. 7. You Know Youre in a Redneck Church if .... In a congregation of 500 members, there are only seven last names in the church directory. 8. You Know Youre in a Redneck Church if .... People think rapture is what you get when you lift something too heavy. 9. You Know Youre in a Redneck Church if .... The baptismal pool is a #2 galvanized Wheeling washtub. 10. You Know Youre in a Redneck Church if .... The choir robes were donated by (and embroidered with the logo from) Billy Bobs Barbecue. 11. You Know Youre in a Redneck Church if .... The collection plates are really hubcaps from a 56 Chevy. 12. You Know Youre in a Redneck Church if ... Instead of a bell you are called to service by a duck call. 13. You Know Youre in a Redneck Church if .... The minister and his wife drive matching pickup trucks. 14. You Know Youre in a Redneck Church if .... The communion wine is Boones Farm Tickled Pink. 15. You Know Youre in a Redneck Church if... Thou shall not covet applies to huntin dogs, too. 16. You know Youre in a Redneck Church if .... The final words of the benediction are, Yall come back now, Ya hear. God Bless and dont fergit ta say yer prayers
Posted on: Sat, 08 Nov 2014 04:27:28 +0000
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