Tae ma Pillow.. This is my PILLOW. There are many like it, but this one is mine. My PILLOW is my best friend. It is my life. I must master it as I must master my life. My PILLOW, without me, is useless. Without my PILLOW, I am useless. I must sleep on my PILLOW true. I must snore LOUDER than my burd who is trying to snore louder than me. I must sleep first before she snores before me. I will... My PILLOW and I know that what counts in sleep is not the grunts we snore, the snore of our grunt, nor the cackle we make. We know that it is the hours that count. We will SLEEP... My PILLOW is human, even as I, because it is my life. Thus, I will learn it as a brother. I will learn its weaknesses, its strength, its parts, its PILLOW-CASEs, its wears and its tears. I will keep my PILLOW clean and ready, even as I am clean and ready. We will become part of each other. We will... Before God, I swear this creed. My PILLOW and I are the defenders of my ANY BED usually and mostly my FKn OWN . We are the masters of our PILLOWS. We are the saviors of my life. So be it, until SLEEP is a COST effective commodity and there is no fkn PILLOWS, GOOD NIGHT!
Posted on: Tue, 19 Aug 2014 22:30:37 +0000
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