Takeoffs are optional. Landings are mandatory. If you push the stick forward, the houses get bigger, if you pull the stick back they get smaller(unless you keep pulling the stick back -then they get bigger again) Flying is not dangerous-crashing is dangerous. Its better to be down here wishing you were up there, than up there wishing you were down here. The propeller is just a big fan in the front of the plane to keep the pilot cool. Want proof? Make it stop and then watch the pilot break out into a sweat. Speed is life, altitude is life insurance. No one has ever collided with the sky. Its best to keep the pointed end going forward as much as possible. The only time you have too much fuel is when youre on fire. Flying is the second greatest thrill known to man.... Landing is the first! Every one already knows the definition of a good landing...Its one from which you can walk away...But very few know the definition of a great landing...Its one after which you can use the airplane another time. The probability of survival is equal to the angle of arrival. Always remember you fly an airplane with your head, not your hands. Never let an airplane take you somewhere your brain didnt get to five minutes earlier. You know youve landed with the wheels up when it takes full power to taxi. Those who hoot with the owls by night, should not fly with the eagles by day. A helicopter is a collection of rotating parts going round and round and reciprocating parts going up and down - all of them trying to become random in motion. Helicopters cant really fly - theyre just so ugly that the earth immediately repels them. Young man, was that a landing or were we shot down? Learn from the mistakes of others...You wont live long enough to make all of them yourself. Trust your captain...But keep your seat belt securely fastened. Aviation is not so much a profession as it is a disease. There are three simple rules for making a smooth landing...Unfortunately, no one knows what they are. The only thing worse than a captain who never flew as copilot is a copilot who once was a captain. Any attempt to stretch fuel is guaranteed to increase headwind. A thunderstorm is never as bad on the inside as it appears on the outside. Its worse. Son, I was flying airplanes for a living when you were still in liquid form. Its easy to make a small fortune in aviation. You start with a large fortune. A male pilot is a confused soul who talks about women when hes flying, and about flying when hes with a woman. Remember, youre always a student in an airplane. Keep looking around; theres always something youve missed. Try to keep the number of your landings equal to the number of your takeoffs. You cannot propel yourself forward by patting yourself on the back. Being an airline pilot would be great if you didnt have to go on all those trips. Gravity never loses! The best you can hope for is a draw!
Posted on: Tue, 20 May 2014 14:49:08 +0000