Tando Nyati posted on Theology Corner: MANUFACTURERS RECALL NOTICE The Maker of all human beings is recalling all units manufactured, regardless of of make or model or year, due to serious defect in the primary and central component of the heart. This is due to a malfunction in the original prototype units called Adam and Eve, resulting in the reproduction of the same defects in all subsequent units. This defect has been technically termed Subsequentially Internal Non-Morality or commonly known as SIN. Some other symptoms arising directly from this SIN condition include: loss of direction, foul vocal emissions, amnesia of origin, lack of peace and joy, selfish or violent behaviour, confusion in the mental component, fearfulness, idolatry, rebelion. The Manufacturer, who is neither liable, nor at fault for this defect, is offering factory authorised repair and service free of charge to correct this SIN defect. The Repair Technician, Jesus, has most generously offered to bear the burden of the staggering cost of these repairs. There is no additional fee required. The number to call for repair tollfree is: P-R-A-Y-E-R. Once connected please upload your burden of SIN through the REPENTANCE procedure. Next download ATONEMENT from the Repair Technician, into the heart component. No matter how big is the SIN defect is, Jesus will replace it with: Love, Joy, Peace, Patience, Kindness, Goodness, Faithfulness, Gentleness, Self-control. Please see the operating manual the B.I.B.L.E. (Basic Instructions Before Leaving Earth) for further details on the use of these fixes. WARNING: Continuing to operate the human being unit without the correction voids manufacturers warranties, exposing the unit to dangers and problems too numerous to list and will result in the unit being permanently impounded. DANGER: The SIN defect will not be allowed to enter Heaven so as to prevent the contamination of that facility. So, the human being units not responding to this recall action finally will have to be scrapped in the furnace. Thank you for your attention. P.S. It is now most urgent, where possible, to notify others of this important recall notice. You can contact the Father any time by KNEEMAIL.
Posted on: Wed, 12 Nov 2014 04:49:55 +0000
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