Tapanga had an altercation at the McDonalds drive through parking lot in Waycross. Apparently, the man in the beat up pick up truck with coke bottle thick glasses, graying ponytail, and 5 day shadow, did not realize Tapanga had just had an unsuccessful trip to the TJ Max. I never did like the two lane drive through system. It relies on manners and intelligence, both of which are the antithisis of MacDonalds culture. To be clear, Tapanga does not eat MacDonalds, nor do I, the order was for our son who was riding in the back with Grandma. Anyway, ponytail pulled up to cut us off and it just wasnt his turn. Windows came down and Tapanga let him know it did not work that way. He insisted that he got his order (of two biggie fries) in before us. Tapanga reiterated, It does not work that way. He said, if you want fries, go ahead. IT was on! Tapanga was out of the car before I could grab her. Pony tail struggled to get out, as he was a big two biggie fry ordering guy. His guard was down and he was slow. She had him with he first punch and the glasses went flying. From that moment on, he was blind and it was a massacre. He never knew what hit him. Tapanga was on him like stink on rice. I have to admit, I was a little jealous when she put the scissor lock on him, cutting off his air supply, but she was winning, and apparently winning is what it is all about. She got back in the car, paid for her order, and the two biggie fries, and screeched out of the parking lot before the cops arrived. We ran several stop signs and red lights on the way back to grandmas, but made it back with our order. I have been accused lately of embellishing my stories. I insist that a good story is a good story, so you will have to decide for yourself how much truth is in this one. ;)
Posted on: Sun, 28 Dec 2014 23:00:51 +0000
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