Taqdir kya likhu muqaddar ke samne usne qatal kr diya ghar ke samne, sari basti jalti afsos na hota sirf mera ghar jala samandar ke samne.!! Fursat Kise H Jakhamo Pe Marham Lagane Ki, Nigahe Badal Gyi Apne Our Begane Ki. Tum Na Chhodna Dosti Ka Hath Kabhi. Warna Tammna Na Rahegi Naye Dost Banane Ki. Gandhigiri ki safalta ke baad, pesh hai. Messagegiri jisme aap msgs kare ya na kare, ham msg bhejte rahenge, kabhi to aapko sharm aayegi. Sardar ne airport me call karke pucha- punjab to amrica kitna time lagta hai? Receptionist: just a second sir.. Sardar- pee k baithi hai kya?..........very funny sardar jokes Petrol to tab hi sasta hoga . . . . Jab use china wale nikalenge... Apne mobile ko facewash lagkar garm pani se Dhokar kumkum aur chawal lagkar mandir main chada Do kyuki sms to aap karte nhi to puja karo. Aap ki 1 miss call ek din ki khushi.. Aap ka 1 sms 1 week ki khushi.. Aap ki 1 call 1 month ki khushi.. Aap ki 1 mulaqaat 1 year ki khushi.. Aur aap ka love (°¿°) Umer bhar ki khushi.. Pyaar wo hai jis mein sachaii saath ho Saathi ki har baat ka eshsas ho Uski har addaa par naaz ho Dur rehkar bhi pass hone ka eshaas ho..............................love proposal sms Zindagi k kisi mod pe agr apko koi faisla krana ho, To apne dil ki suno, Qki dil bhale hi left me ho pr, Uska faisla hamesha right hota hota A 50 years old man asked the trainer in gym: I want to impress beautiful girls, which machine should I use? Trainer: Sir! Use the ATM machine 1 Ladki jannat me Gai to farishton se boli: Meri shadi kisi Delhi k ladke se krwao. Farishta: Sabar krle BEGHERAT Pehly kisi delhi k Lrke ko jannat me to aane de Dear LAYS chips manufacurer, You forgot to list one thing under the ingredients.. . . . . AIR..! 1 Pehlwan ki tang neeli ho gai. Doctor : zeher phel gya h katni paregi. 3din bad 2sri b neeli hogai. Doctor : ye b katni paregi zehar kafi phel gya 2no kaat k plastic ki tangen lga den 8 din bad plastic ki tangen b neeli ho gæn. Doctor : Ab smjh aya, tmhari dhoti ka rang utarta hai, preshani ki koi bat nhi. Santa ki girlfriend ne usko message kiya “I Miss U” Bohat dair sochne k baad santa ne jawab diya: Ok, mujhe manzoor hai, I Student U. Na jaane kab koi taara toot jaaye, Na jaane kab koi aansu aankh se chut jaaye, Kuch pal hamare saath bhi has lo, Na jaane kab tumhare daant toot jaaye..!! Beautiful quote of the day There iz nothing greater dan Parents in dis world. So go get married fast and bcome parents. Think different Do different... Dil Ke Zakhmo Ko Unse Chhupana Pada.. Palke Bheegi Thi Par Muskuraana Pada.. Kaisi Ulti Hai Pyar Ki Ye Rasme.. Roothna Chaahte Thay Par Unko Manaana Pada..! Tere ishq ne sarkari daftar bna liya dil ko, Na koi kam sunta hai, or na koi bat sunta hai, Nikalte hai tere aashiyane ke aage se Sochte hai ki tera didar ho jayega khirkise teri surat na sahi saya nazar aaye ga 1.Saa 2.Re 3.Ga 4.Maa 5.Paa 6.Dha 7.Nee 8.Saa Khud Ko Pehchan Ne K Liye Kripya 3 Aur 6 Firse DohrAYe. Behind Every FAIL Student, There Is A HOT Girlfriend And What About TOPPERS? A HOT Madam Jiski Wajah Se Kaminay Sari Classes Attend Krte Hain. Shahjahan Tha Bevkuf. Jo Banaya Itna Mahnga TAAJ . Agr Rakhta Utne Paise Bank Me AAZ . To Itna Ata BYAZ . Ki Roz Aati Nayi MUMTAZ Na dil ki baazi thi na dil ka sauda, agar de deti wo hme apna waqt thoda, na aati aaj ye nobat aur na koi puchta, ki sir thoda pani ya phir soda. Mehangai ki maar - Girl :- aap mujhe lift denge to mai apko ek Kiss dungi . . . . . . . . . . Boy :- jahan chaho waha chor dunga, kiss wiss rehne do, bas 100 ka petrol dalwa dena didi........ Jab mene darwaja khola. To Apki Ankho me Aansu. Or chehre pe hasi thi. Sanso me Aahe Dil me bebasi thi. Pehle Q nahi bataya Darwaje me ungli phasi thi... Nazre mile to useizhar kehte h. Rato ko nind na aye to usepyarkehte h. Mile dil to useikrar kehte h. Par jo in sab me na pade use samajhdar kehte h. Barso guzar gaye rookar nahi dekha.. Ankho me neend thi sookar nahi dekha.. Wo kya jaanenge dard e mohabbat kya hai.. Jisne kabi kisi ka hokar nahi dekha..! Koi raasta nahi dua ke siva.. Koi sunta nahi khuda ke siva.. Maine bhi zndgi ko bahut kareeb se dekha hai.. Mushkil me koi saath nahi deta ansuoo ke siva..! Teacher to Santa- If a paratha & a pizza is thrown from a 50 feet building, which will reach the ground first? Santa: pizza, coz itz a fast food!! Zndgi ko pyar aap se jayada nahi karte.. Kisi pe aitbaar aap se jayada nahi karte.. Aap ji sake mere bina to acchi baat hai.. Hum ji lenge aapke bin ye waada nahi karte..! Jaisi Hai Teri Tamanna Waise Pyaar Karenge, Har Dhadkan Par Apni Wafa Ka Ikraar Karenge, Jaha Bhi Jaoge Har Kadam Hume Hi Paaoge, Ishq Ke Har Mod Par Tera Intezaar Karenge… Todne ke liye wada kiya nahi jata. Soch samajh ke pyar kiya nahi jata. Yakin karo pyar ho ya dosti. Agar dil se ho to uske bina ek pal bhi jiya nai jata ,:**; *;,%.; Ye Ek Ped __)(__ Hai... Khubsurat Hai Na, Galti Se Bhi Mujhe Bhoolne Ki Koshish Ki To isi Pr Ulta Tang Dunga........miss you my friends.........sweet friendship msgs in hindi ++.++. + Aap isme + + ho = + + , ,+ yha se niklne k koshis n krna wrna ye tut jayega qki ache dost kbhi dil nhi todte. santa : mere padosi ka bachha gum ho gaya ! banta : fir kya kiya ? santa : maine kaha google per search kar lo mil jaye to download kar lena... minister : bomb blast me marne walo ko 5 lakh aur zakhmiyo ko 3 lakh denge , . . . . . . . santa : mera baap pahle zakhmi hua fir mar gaya. hamara 8 lakh banta hai ... Friends are: F: Fabulous R: Real I: Impeccable E: Everlasting N: Necessary D: Delectable and S: Spicy....................best friendship quotes ever Sms karne mai hum Dabbang hai hum dosto ko yaad karne mai Ready hai hum ab to pahchan lo kon he hum dosto ki duniya ka Boadygurd hai hum Husband & Wife dono market gaye to Ek Ladki ne bare pyaar se HELLO kiya... . . . Wife: kaun thi wo?? . . . . . . . Husband: Tum plz dimag kharab mat karo, . . . abhi usko bhi batana hai ki tum kaun ho ?? Teachr- main teri jaan nikal dungi iski english kya hogi..?? . . . . Santa- English ki aisi tesi, Tu saali haath laga k to dikha.. !! I told my wife, I have 12 rupees... Lets go out for dinner tonight. She printed a Congress Symbol on my face! Dil Se Liya 1st D Love Se Liya 2nd O Rose Se Mila 3rd S Geet Se Mila 4th T Sathi Se Mila 5th I Tub Jakar Bani Ye Pyari DOSTI. Nayi Cheez Dekho: Voda(F) one Ai(R) cell Rel (I) ance id(E) a Bs(N) l TATA In (D) icom Dekho FRIEND ke bina saare mobile network adhura hain - Kyunki har ek friend zaroori hota hai! Jewellery shop me ek admi ki zabrdst pitayi ho gyi , why ? ? ? ? Any guess ? ? ? Dont know ? ? ? Because usne cute sales girl se kaha ki .. ! ! aap ki ek - ek item gazab ki hai ! ! Aaj sone ka kya rate hain ?? 1 srdar bullet chala rha tha, sardar activa vali se: kbi bullet chalai hai? Ldki tez krke aage nikl gai. Srdar barabr me aakr... kbi bullet chalai h? Ldki slow ho gai Aage jakr sardar ka accidnt ho gya. Ldki: or chala le bullet. Srdar: kameeni, yhi to puch rha tha, chlai h to bta de break kaise lagte hain. Maa-Nalayak Kaha Thi Itni Raat Tak? Beti-Boyfriend Ke Saath, Maa-Kar Aayi Na Muh Kala, Beti-Toh Kya Hua Maa Fair & Lovely Hai Na. Tu jo marzi mang le har cheez kurban hai meri.. Bas ik jaan na mangna, kyunk tu hi to jaan hai meri. Sardar: Aap kitna padhe ho? Friend: B.A. Sardar: kamal karte ho yaar, sirf do word padhe aur woh bhi ulte. 3 most innocent faces in d world . . 1-a sleeping baby. : ; ; ; 2-udhar mangane wala aadmi ; ; ; ; 3-hamare parents ke samne baitha hua apna dost.. Santa got job in idea customer care call centre. Customer: my idea sim is blocked, what to do? Santa : dont get tense, remove idea sim and use airtel sim. Thank you for calling aircel. Is mausam me dil k fasaane bahut hai, is haseen zindagi ko jine k bahane bahut hai, kis-kis ko karu sms, kambakht apne is great personality k dewane bahut hai. Chupa le is tarah se tu mujhko apni baanhon mein... K hawa bhi guzarne ki ijaazat maange............very romantic msg for girlfriend Larka universty me Beautiful larki se: aap ka name?? . Larki ghussey se : mujhey sab behan kehtey hain. . . . . . . . . . Larka : o acha to aap hain wo jiski waja se sab mujhey jeeja ji jeeja ji kehtey hain. Santa: Aaj Mera Beta First Class Me Aaya Teacher: Very Good Kisme Aaya? Santa: RAJDHANI EXPRESS TRAIN Me...........very very funny jokes 2013 Santa Ne Apni Biwi Ka Shaadi Ki Pehli Raat Ko Hi Qatl Kar Diywa. Kyunki Biwi Ki Undergarments Mein Likha Tha: 100% Soft & Silky. Tested By CHAND & SONS. Santa to Banta - tumko kisi se pyar hua hai ? Banta - haa yaar par vo manti hi nahi, Kyu kya kaheti he, Kaheti hai I love u 2 Pata nahi sala ye dusra kon hai...........very funny love msgs in hindi Santa na ek college khola, . Naam kya rakha ho ga? . . Naam Tha - Womens College for Boys Relationship is not just a word Its perfect match between two souls Its a silent commitment Which says, I will be with you forever... Kisi khoobsurat mausam me, meri aankho pe aap apna hath rakh do.. Or haste hue keh do, pehchan lo to ham tumhare.. Or na pehchano, to tum hmare.. Dil ki dhadkan aur dil ki sadha ho tum, meri pehli aur aakhri arzoo ho tum, chahunga tumhe chahat se badh kar, meri chahat aur chahat ki inteha ho tum....! Mit jaye ye duri agar tum chaho...... Na koi ho majburi agar tum chaho...... Hume to hai chahne wale bahut..... Magar humari ye tamanna hai k hume tum chaho......! Bahot Sukoon Milta Hain, Sachhe Pyar Mein....! Poori Duniya Simat Jaati Hain, Apne Hi Yaar Mein....!! Barson baad bhi shaamil hai meri saanson mein tu!!! Agar nashaa hota tho kab ka utar gaya hota...!!..............Love is timeless and love is forever Santa jockey ki chaddi laya Aur pure gaaon me dhoti Utha utha ke dikhaya... . Ghar aaya, almari kholi toh behosh....q. Q . Q Q aila !! Chaddi to almari me hai. Tum Gaye To Har Khushi Chali Gai Tumhare Bina Chirago Me Rosni Chali Gai Kya Kahu Kya Gujri Is Dil Pe Tere Bina Hum Jinda To Rahe Gaye Par Zindgi Chali Gai.............true love sms in hindi Raaz kisi ko naa batao toh aik baat kehniiiii haiiiiiii tumse....... Hum rafta rafta teray hotay jaa rahay hai.......kasam se !! ______hindi msgs to impress girls/girlfriend Wo khubsurat is kadar H kya karu, sare zamane ki unpar najar H kya karu, Ji chahta H jala du sare shehar ko, Lekin us shehar Me unka bhi ghar H kya karu. Bhikhari: Bhagwan ke naam par kuch de do sahab Santa: chutta nahi hai Bhikhari: Koi baat nahi sunny leon ka video dikha do saab 1 rupaye wala little cute girl went 2 shop- jab me badi ho jaungi mujse shadi kroge shopkeeper smilng-ha kar lunga girl-to apni hone wali wife ko 1 choclate b nahi doge??? G O O D _____/ \----/ / ____// \,,,\--// ___// --\,,,\// __// ----\,,,,,,/ _IGHT F R I E N D. English Class Kid: Me sleep with Dad last night . . . Madam (correcting): No beta, I slept with dad last night . . . . Kid: Aap mere sone ke baad aayi hogi........latest mast jokes A girl should care 4 her guy like a child.. A guy should respect his girl like his mom.. Bcoz no guy can hurt his mom.. And no girl can love someone more than her child..! Teacher: Tell me the name of any Microsoft Product? Bunty: MS Excel Lucky: MS Word Bittu: MS Powerpoint Pappu after thinking a lot, MS Dhoni! Wife is a Memory Card; Husband is an ATM Card; Parents are PAN Card; Girlfriend is a Debit Card; Sister-in-law is a Recharge Card; Child is an Identity Card; But Friends are AADHAR Card - Bloody useful everywhere! Santa to Jeeto, The babys swallowed a pin. Jeeto: Dont worry, its a safety pin! Ye Sun kar mere hathon se Gol-Gappa hi gir gya..... . . . . . . JaB Gol-Gappy wala bolaPlz give your feedback and comments on my Facebook Page - facebook/ papu.golgappe Ram eliminated Ravan (R=R) Krishna eliminated Kansa (K=K) Godse eliminated Gandhi (G=G) Obama eliminated Osama (O=O) . .. Is there gonna be some connection between Corruption and Congress (C=C)? A memory is a photograph taken by the heart to make a special moment last forever. Good Morning! Find arms thatll hold you at your weakest; Eyes that will see you at your ugliest; Heart that will love you at your worst. And if you have found it, youve found true love!...........best true love quotes ever Modern wedding ceremony/ Future Marriage Ceremony- Pujari: do u both agree to change your facebook status to married? Couple: yes, we do Pujari: vivah sammpan Sweet love proposal - Q 1: What do you call a mother in Marathi? Q 2: Whats the name of Lord Ramas elder son? Q 3: Whats the style of Swami Narayans Tilak? . Answers: 1. I 2. Luv 3. U Power and Wealth are fruits of life; But Family and Friends are roots of life! We can manage without the fruits; But can never stand without the roots!.........decent msgs Teacher to santa- isko hindi mei translate karo she is kidding santa hasne lga or table pr hi gir gya or bola . . . woh bache de rahi hai .. Choti Si Zindagi Me Mushkile Bahut H Kuch Achche Kuch Bure Qaafile Bahut H Haalaat Kuch Bhi Ho Rukna Mat Is Safar Ke Baad Manjile Bahut H. MOVIES OF SCHOOL LIFE Class = BARDASHT Attendance = HERA PHERI Class Room = NO ENTRY Teacher = JANI DUSHMAN Exam = EVIL DEAD Examinar = DON Friend During Papers = HUM AAP KE HAIN KON ? Marking = ANDHA KANOON Exam Time = QAYAMAT Cheating = LAGE RAHO MUNNA BHAI Question Paper = PAHELI Answer Paper = KORA KAGHAZ Result = SADMA Pass = CHAMATKAR Fail = DEVDAS Future = NA TUM JANO NA HUM HappY eXaM SeaSOn Bharosa Rakho Kabhi Aap Ka Bharosa Na Todenge Chahe Jo Ho Jaaye Aapka Saath Na Chhodenge Chahe Jo Haalat Ho Aapse Munh Na Modenge Tod Denge Sanson Ki Dor Magar AapkaDil Na Todenge..!!.........new love msgs Hawa chal rahi hai right, Taare chamak rahe hain bright, Moon taaro k beech me hai white, Zyada mat socho band karo light, Aur so jao good night...........lovely good night msg Utra Hai Mere Dil Mein Koi Chand Nagar Se; Ab Khauf(Fear) Nahi Koi Andheron Ke Safar Main; Woh Baat Hai Tujh Mein, Koi Tujh Sa Nahi Hai; Kash Koi Dekhe Tujhe Meri Nazar Se! Dekhi Hazaron Mehfilen, Par Ye Fiza Kuch Aur Hai, Jalwe Dekhe Hazaron Par Unki Adaa Kuch Aur Hai, Waise To Jaam Hain Hazaron, Par Unki Dosti Ka Nasha Kuch Aur Hai.! Kuch khubsurat sath chhuta nhi krte, waqt ke sath lamhe rutha nhi krte, milte hai kuch dost aise zindagi me, jinse nate khabhi tuta nhi karte... Thinking of you and the good times we spent makes me smile. Happy birthday to a friend who is always close to my heart! Relations do not shine by just shaking hands in the best time. But relations shine by holding hands in critical times! Banta: What exactly is First Aid? Santa: It is when you get AIDS for the first time! Manager: What is ur Qualification? Sardar: Im Ph.D. - Manager: wat do u mean by Ph.D.? - Sardar: Passed High school with Difficulty. Faith is like Wi-Fi... Its invisible; bt it has d power 2 connect u 2 d 1 who has everything that you need! Banta: Does an apple a day really keep the doctor away? Santa: If you aim it well enough!......jokes in english Wen I 1st heard about Vijeder Singh being linked to 130kg heroine, I thought it was Sonakshi Sinha. I realised later, it was heroin and and heroine!.......bollywood jokes Santa toilet gaya to diwar per likha tha, duniya chaand per phuch gai hai, aur tum yaha baitho ho? Santa ne likh diya, . . bas ye kerke, me bhi jaa rhaa hun. Santa aur jito hm ko ldki psnd hai, shaadi kb krni hai? ladki wale: abhi to hmaari ladki study kr rhi hai. santa: to hamara ladka kaun sa bechha hai jo kitaab faar dega.......hindi chutkule The tenderness of ÿõur rõsy lips, the fragrance of ÿõur breath, the warmth of ÿõur embrace and being with ÿõu is a dream cõme true. I lõve ÿou! Teacher: listen student exams r coming soon so if u have any doubt or question u can ask me..! Santa: In which printing press d question paper is printed ? Nighaon me tum humko bsa lo, Dil ke pass tum humko hi bitha lo, Pyar itna kro ki hum bhool jaaye sbko, Tum hamari wafa ki tasveer hi aapne dil mein bna lo, Ü r my dream in mÿ slêêp; Ü r the vision of my eye; Ü r the smile of my lips; Ü r the beat of my heart; Ü r an angel in my prayers; Ü r the light of my life. MY lõve! MY Life! `M O R E` then 200000 new sms, messages, poems, quotes, msgs collection. Sure visit our S M S Forum » » sms.latestsms.in - sweetest collection of sms messages. Not just text messages/quotes but these are true emotion and sentiments Let us feel it... success quotes | inspirational quotes | motivational quotes | best motivational quotes | inspirational quotes about life Cute sms Hindi | mobile sms in hindi | hindi funny sms | hindi jokes sms | funny jokes in hindi sms | sms collection hindi | best sms hindi latest sms in hindi | latest new jokes in hindi language | jokes sms hindi | hindi sms funny | 140 words hindi sms | comedy hindi sms Shokh hassi ho Dilkas dilnasi ho Bheegi chandni ho Dheemi roshani ho Wafa ho, nasha ho Na bujhe jo wo pyaas ho Husno aaftaab ho Most funny love sms in Hindi - Fresh N New WoH Mujhe MiL Kar ROyA EtnaKi . . . . . . . . Uski Naak Ka BuLBuLa Dekh Ke Meri HASi Nikal Gayi..... shaadi k pahle hi din pati ne patni pr rob dalne k liye english paper patni ko dikhate hue- dekho car ulat gyi. patni- car nahi ulti . paper sidha pakro................husband wife jokes Boys vs Girls jokes........very very funny sms in Hindi » ladka : ladkia pepsi ki botal ki tara hoti h. jitna peo Utna zyada maza deti h. ladki jal kar boli: ladkay juice k dabbay ki tara hoty h. jb maza ane lagta h to khatam ho jata h. Sochta hu Aapki Dil mein utar ke dekhu.. . . . . . . . kaun sa purza hai jo aapko mughe sms/msgs nahin karne deta ,(.) Screw-driver to laa Chote zaraa _/ \_ Muj se ab ye JUDAI ka ZEHAR pia nhi jata dosto . . . . HØ Ske to . . Mujhe 2 glass Anar Ka Juice hi pila do (,)/ or suno! /] [ .! !. Burf mat dalwana.. Bada Hi Pyara Ehsaas Hota Hai Jab Kisi Ko Kisi Se Pyar Hota Hai, Har Pal Yaado Me Wahi Hota Hai, Har Lamha Usi Ka Khayal Hota Hai, Aankhe Chahti Hai Har Pal Usi Ko Dekhna, Aanko Me Pyar Beshumar Hota Hai, Dil Ki Dhadkane Kabhi Rukti Hai Kabhi Chalti Hai Tez Tez, Dil Ka Bada Hi Azab Haal Hota Hai, Like the dew drops on the flowers I love the feelings of ur lips on mine with the warmth of ur embance.... I love to keep sinking in your arms always all I wanna say I love you always........say it to your sweetheart with this romantic msgs. Just like having chochlate I wish to get dipped into your sweet sugary passionate love and feelings Âll Ï wanted was sm1 to Care 4 me Âll Ï wanted was sm1 who’d be there 4 me Âll Ï ever wanted was sm1 who’d be True Âll Ï ever wanted was sm1 like U When we are together... I forget the whole world.. and lost in your silky soft arms I love this feeling of being in love with you I wanna bo with you every day, every moments! Surkh gulaabi hoth aankhen shabnami Chehra phul sa shadab, ya mehtab Julf reshamii, jese raat ki kahani Sangemarmar sa badan, chandan sa yauvan.............latest tarif sms........impress your girlfriend/beloved Close to you.., be your side..., thats the place I love to be... Sending a @}-,-`- red rose to say you hold special place in my heart... I love you , -. .- , , -. .- , •.¸.•´•.¸.•´ I FEEL U MISS U THIS WAY MY LOVE MY LIFE My love towards you is like no other.... its loyal and true its strong and pure Hear my heart dear I love you forever Together we always cheer..................best love quotes for your beloved Police 2 santa: sab kuch bata warna chaddi utar ke peetunga. . . . . . Santa: lo ji chori maine ki hai aap q chaddi utaroge. Santa Ka Sir Phat Gya. Doctor: Ye kaise Hua? Santa: Main Chappal Se Keel Thok Raha Tha. Mujhe 1 Admi Bola - Gadhe Kabhi KHOPDI Ka Bhi Istemal Kar Liya Kar.......latest santa banta jokes Rajiv Gandi Yamlok me baite the, Wo achanak hans pade Indira Gandi-Kyo hanse? Rajiv: Soniya se Shaadi maine ki, par bechara MANMOHAN SINGH bhugat raha hai!.....new jokes latest funny sms in hindi | latest hindi funny sms | latest funny jokes sms | jokes sms in hindi | sms in hindi jokes Friendship is: A bond of love; A medal of trust; A shoulder in sadness; A hand in darkness; Something that doesnt cost; And a jewel never to be lost..........best friendship sms/quotes ever......say your friend how she/he is special 4 u Ðëkha Tujhë Jãßsë ßåâT Ýëh DìL me HaÌ TåßSe MîL Jãaÿë Mujhe Pýãår Tërã ßáS Äùr Kuch Nàhï Çháheÿe Ráß Se..........To send to your love.......Express yourself with these beautiful messages Pööcha jö unse chaand nikalta hai kis terhan janaaa zulfön kö rukh pe daal kar jhatka dya kay yunf Khushbo kyon na hogi meri guftugu mein Main ne kuch waqt guzaara hai ek phool jese shakhs k sath..!! Main chaahta hoon tujhko dil-o-jaan ki tarha Tu chhaa gayi hai mujhpe aasmaan ki tarha Ekaah jo dil ko rula de, ekwaah jo mon ko behla de, ekraah jo manjil ko mila de aur ek `sms` Jo apno ki yaaddila de Enrich your general knowledge which is longest toilet in d world? . . . . . Ans: Indian Railway Track U can use it frm kashmir 2 kanya-kumari Aaisi aazadi aur kahan!....... very funny general knowledge sms JUNG main SANTA ne bullet proof jacket ki jagah machrdani pehani. BANTA-aisa kyu? SANTA-jisme machar nahi ghus sakta usme goli kaise gusegi Yaar.......santa banta jokes Best, Bindaas Advice- . . Patni Agar Pati Ko Naukar Samjhe To Pati Ko Kya Karna Chahiye? Zyada Kuch Nahi, Pati Ko Do Char Ghar Aur Pakad Lene Chahiye............husband wife jokes Bhakt : Baba Shaadi ko 7 saal ho gaye Bacha nahi huaa Nirmal baba : Biwi k saath Kab soya tha Bhakt :Baba roj sota hu. Baba : 2,4 Din padosiyo ko sone do Kripa Hogi..!! mastiful chutkule.....mast....jokes L ko pakar k, O ko daba k, V mai daal k jb E ki awaz aey to samjh lo L Ø V Ë »--—»love ho gaya...! Bol Or Bol... \ / | | /(..)\, Apke Bare Me Galat Bol Rha Tha Bhai, To Ulta Latka Diya Isko! Ye Apko INTELLEGENT Kah Rha Tha. Happy perfume day (. ) _/ \\ ! ) ) ~~~ poooo _|,| khushbu jo apko Diwaana bana de... `G`Ø`Ø`D` |\/| |__| \/ |__|orning (( Come-on Get-up _(_(_ \___/? Tea ready...Good morning hv a nice day One must always have a unique character like SALT. Its presence is not felt but its absence sure makes things tasteless. Good morning! Din Bhar Ki Thakan Ab Mita Lijiye, Ho Chuki Raat Roshni Bujha Lijiye, Ek Khubsurat Khwab Raah Dekh Raha Hai, Bus Palkon Ka Parda Gira Lijiye. .......good night sms Our love is like dove always together so close Romantic, Radiant, Loyal Caring, Cuddly, Adorable Wo Tere Dilksh Lab, Wo Teri Madmast Aankhe, . Ae JAAN . Fir Ek Baar Unhe Chumne Ko Ji Chahta Hai..!! .........romantic sms/ quotes/msgs in hindi Ae Meri Jaan-E-Ghazal Kyu Teri Chahat Naa Karu ? Saans Ruk Jae Agar Tujhse Muhabbat Naa Karu. Ho gyi raat asman me nikal gye sitare So gye sari panchi kya khub khile nzare Ap b so jaiye is hasin raat me Dekhiye Swtdrms pyare pyare.....sweet good night sms Banta: Ek white colour ka cöndöm dena. Shopkeeper: White hi kyun? Banta: Padosan ka husband guzar gaya hai, afsos karne jaana hai. ,-.-.-._ //_.-.-.-., -.,-.-(i):-.-,.- .____-..-()-..- Meri Cute si butterfly Itni dur Udkar aapko GooD MorninG kehne aayi hai pyar me tere hum kuchh is kadar kho gye hain, Jmane se bekhabr hum tere dil me so gye hain, Mat uthana hume ab apne dil ki god se, hum sada k liye ab tmhare ho gye hain........love msgs Mein hu msgs..... Mujhe sms ke name se bhi Jana jata hai... Or mein ....[your name here] Ke mobile me postman ki job karta hu Sir, ne aapko Good morning Bol ne ko kaha h Short bt superb msgs- Miss the 1 who z ready 2 miss anythng 4 u The most painful goodbyes are the ones that are never said and never explained.....heart touching sms... Out of all relations Friends hold the best place. No ego No break-ups No frustation No commitments Just sharing the best and the worst too! Remembering you, my dear friend! | funny new sms | new latest sms | hindi sms messages | sms new hindi | jokes sms in-hindi | best funny sms in hindi | new latest sms in hindi | new friend sms | full form of wife W-without I-information F- figh E-evertime......very funny jokes on wife Palak Jhuka Kr salam Krte H Dil ki dua apke nam karte H Kabul ho agar to muskura dena Hum yeh pyara Sa din apke nam karte h Good Morning I need a kiss; I require hugs; I long for love; I yearn for warmth; I want to feel an intimate touch. But mostly I need all the above. And that too, from you and you only! Miss you, sweety !......romantic sms Mountain, rain or summer heat; Your friendship is the reason why I breathe. Tell me dear what is sweet? Is that you or your heartbeats? Happy Birthday Sweetheart! ``$`` best birthday quotes ever | best birthday msgs`` $`` Relationship is like a garden. Its beautiful when watered with love, care, tears and cheers. But it dries up if left untouched. Sun is haPPy Moon is anGry Why. . .? Because, mOOn is missing U & Sun is wishing U. . . Gud Morning. .Hv Nice Day Buddy ! Khushbu ki tarah meri har sans main, Pyar apna basane ka wada karo. Rang jitne tumhari mohabat ke hain, Mere dil me sajane ka wada karo… Think well, Plan well, Do well, Sleep well, Play well, Laugh well and Throw ur mobile also into well, Because u r not Messaging me Well! Kisi ko dil ka deewana pasand hai kisi ko dil ka nazrana pasand hai auron ki pasand to hume pata nahi hume to apka muskurana pasand hai. Khushiyon ka ek sansar leke aayenge, Patjhad mein bhi bahaar leke aayenge, Jab bhi pukar lenge aap dil se, Jindgi se saanse udhar leke aayenge.. I löve sö much mÿ heart is surë. As time göes ön I löve ÿöu mörë, Yöur swëët smilë. Your löving facë No1 will ëvër takë ur placë. Pyar ka nasha kaisa hai yaaro.. Jab hota hai pata nahi chalta.. Kambkt dil bhi kaisa hai.. Ki unke hi khayalo mai hai khoya-khoya rahta... Ye wada Hai Humara, Na Chhodenge Kabhi Saath Tumhara. Jo Gaye Tum Hume Bhool Kar, Le Aayenge Pakad Kar Haath Tumhara. Kuch Baat Hai Teri Baton Me.... Jo Baat Yahan Tak Aa Pohnchi.... Hum Dil Se Gaye.... Dil Tum Pe Gaya.... Aur Bat Yahan Tak aa Pohnchi.. Uska hans kar nazar jhukaa lena Sarii shartein qabool hon jaise .. Kitni dilkash hai uski khamoshi Saari baatein fozool hon jaise... ap jab samne se gujar jate hain, arman dil k ubar jate hain, dekh kr aapki pyari surat, phool bhi nikhar jate hain.__tarif msg/Husn ki Tareef Shayari/Tareef Shayari in Hindi Uss Haseena Ki Tarif Mai Kya Khe, Koi @Shehzadi Zamin Pr Utr Aai He, Ankhe He Uski Ya Maikshi K Pyale, Dekh Kr Hi Hm Pe Khumari C Chayi He.! Tu Phul Hai Baharon Ki, Tu Chand Hai Nazaron Ki, Teri Kya Tareef Karoon, Tu To Mahek Hai Mere Armaano Ki. Iss husn ka didar hum bar bar kerta hai… her pal hum apka iktiyar kerte hai… waqt mila to humse atebar ker lena… verna apka intezaar to hum har bar kerte hai ...... tarif msg Dekhi Hazaron Mehfil Par Ye Fiza Kuch Aur Hai, Jalwe Dekhe Hai Hazaro Par Aapki Ada Kuch Aur Hai, Waise To Hazaro JaaM Piye Hai Par Aapka Nasha Kuch Aur Hai.....tarif sms in hindi Bahut Khubsurat Ho Tum Hai Phoolon Si Naazuk Muskaan Tumhari Yeh Lab Hai Tumhare Ya Khilta Chaman Hai Bahut Khubsoorat Ho Tum.........tarif sms in hindi SuBaH LiKHuNGa SHaaM LiKHuNGaa HaR-DiN TeRa NaaM LiKHuNGaa.. Wo KaLaM BHi DeeWaNi Ho JaYeGi JiS KaLaM-Se TeRa NaaM LiKHuNGaa..!! Mere ishq ki bowling ne uske dil ka wicket gira diya, uska baap umpire tha, meri ball ko no ball bata diya. Height of responsibility, 1 aadmi library me jakar.. suicide karne k tarike wali book hai kya..? Librarian ghurte huye waapis karne koun aayega ? aap ki 1 miss call ek din ki khushi.. aap ka 1 sms 1 week ki khushi.. aap ki 1 call 1 month ki khushi.. aap ki 1 mulaqaat 1 year ki khushi.. aur aap ka pyar..umer bhar ki khushi.. Aap Ki Yadain Amanat Hain Hamari, Aap Ki Khushi Chahat Hai Hamari, Aap Se Wafa Mohabbat Hai Hamari, Har subah aapki FINE ho… Dildar dosto ki LINE ho… Aapki life sada SHINE ho… Rab kare aapke labon pe. Roz khushi ki SMILE ho… Good Morning Chand ka colour he white, Rat ko chamakta he bright, Humko deta he mast light, To mein kaise so jao kahe aapko bina “GOOD NIGHT” Mere Dil, Jige
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