Taser guns... I got this E-Mail from a old biker buddy... TO: Chopper Subject: ( Sorry I missed Ya’ ... ) As ya’ know Chopper we are both gettin’ older fast, damn, I’ll be 75 this summer and I am finding out I’m not as fast or as feisty as I once was... Some people would say I’m gettin’ little frayed around the edges and lookin’ pretty ratty and all beat to shit... Anyway Chopper, what I wanted to tell ya, is why I didn’t meet ya’ at the Iron Horse Solon on South Padre Island Saturday ... SORRY But I met this young female biker babe, I think she was only about 35... Here I was riding along Friday on a back country road heading southeast towards the Texas coast to meet-up with Y’all, I was on an old narrow road heading out of Seguin just east of San Antonio, riding towards Karnes City, Ya’; know that old road with all the crazy curves and bends that nobody hardly ever travels... I was about 30 miles from town near ‘Tower Rock’ there she was standing all by herself, her long blonde hair blowing in the wind.. She was riding a Yamaha... The damn thing was broken down ... She was sure a pretty little filly, with nice looking hooter too, so I stopped and ask her if I could help, just like any true old school biker always does? So here we were just the two of us, in the middle of noplace, me and this gorgeous looking young filly... I’ll be the first to tell ya’, Chopper normally young women just don’t go ... “ga, ga” for this old beat-up biker anymore now-a-days, not like they did back in the good old days when you & I road the biker circuits, doing bike weeks and swap-meets... Any-who-how, let me tell Ya’ this, there was an instant spark between us Chopper. I swear to the biker god’s ... I’ve never seen anything like it before in my life ... She did this cute little dance, just wiggling & shaking, then she immediately dropped to her knees, rolled over and lay spread eagle at my feet in the grass alongside the road... As we lay there in the grassy ditch in the middle of nowhere making love ... I thought to myself! Damn, this Taser gun was really worth the money! ... Best $110, I’ve spent in a long time ... I’m telling ya’ Chopper, all you old guys need to get out there and get Ya’self a damn Taser gun ... Yesserree bob, what a great time I had first time I used it, be sure and get one with a flashlight built in, then ya’ can use it after dark too ... Sorry I missed seeing Y’all at the Biker Bar ... Wild Bill McPherson ... ... Big Grin ... Smile it’s only a biker story ... LOL May the Wind Always Be at Your Back, the Sun Shine Softly on Your Face – Be Safe, Ride Hard & Live Long....... Chopper Charlie
Posted on: Sun, 04 Jan 2015 14:06:56 +0000
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