Teacher vs Student.. Funny Conversation TEACHER: Why are you late? WEBSTER: Because of the sign. TEACHER: What sign? WEBSTER: The one that says, School Ahead, Go Slow. TEACHER: Cindy, why are you doing your math multiplication On the floor? CINDY: You told me to do it without using tables! TEACHER: John, how do you spell crocodile? JOHN: K-R-O-K-O-D-A-I-L TEACHER: No, thats wrong JOHN: Maybe its wrong, but you asked me how I spell it! TEACHER: What is the chemical formula for water? SARAH: H I J K L M N O!! TEACHER: What are you talking about? SARAH: Yesterday you said its H to O! TEACHER: George, go to the map and find North America. GEORGE: Here it is! TEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered America? CLASS: George! TEACHER: Willie, name one important thing we have today that we didnt have ten years ago. WILLIE: Me! TEACHER: Tommy, why do you always get so dirty? TOMMY: Well, Im a lot closer to the ground than you are. TEACHER: Ellen, give me a sentence starting with I. ELLEN: I is... TEACHER: No, Ellen..... Always say, I am. ELLEN: All right... I am the ninth letter of the alphabet. TEACHER: Can anybody give an example of COINCIDENCE? JOHNNY: Sir, my Mother and Father got married on the same day, same time. TEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his fathers cherry tree, but also admitted doing it. Now do you know why his father didnt punish him? JOHNNY: Because George still had the axe in his hand. #sakthi
Posted on: Thu, 07 Nov 2013 16:10:09 +0000