Teachers Day In many countries, Teachers Days are intended to be special days for the appreciation of teachers; World Teachers Day is celebrated across the world on October 5. Ever since the importance of teachers has been recognized by UNESCO, by adopting the “Recommendation concerning the status of teachers”, World Teachers Day has been celebrated annually.[1] This includes celebrations to honor the teachers for their special contribution in a particular field area or the community in general. To be good is noble, but to teach others how to be good is nobler—and less trouble. — Mark Twain I never did very well in math—I could never seem to persuade the teacher that I hadnt meant my answers literally. — Calvin Trillin My education was dismal. I went to a series of schools for mentally disturbed teachers. — Woody Allen Time is a great teacher, but unfortunately it kills all its pupils. — Louis-Hector Berlioz If you think your teacher is tough, wait until you get a boss. He doesnt have tenure. — Bill Gates Smartness runs in my family. When I went to school I was so smart my teacher was in my class for five years. — Gracie Allen You know how to tell if the teacher is hung over? Movie Day. — Jay Mohr As long as teachers give tests, there will always be prayer in schools. — Unknown Short Jokes For Teachers Day Teacher: Thats quite a cough you have there, what are you taking for it? Pupil: I dont know teacher. What will you give me? Teacher: In 1940, what were the Poles doing in Russia? Pupil: Holding up the telegraph lines! Teacher: I told you to stand at the end of the line? Pupil: I tried, but there was someone already there! Teacher: Johnny, you know you cant sleep in my class. Pupil: I know. But, maybe if you were just a little quieter, I could. Q - Why was the head teacher worried? A - Because there were so many rulers in the school! A teacher was having trouble teaching arithmetic to one little boy. So she said, if you reached in your right pocket and found a nickel, and you reached in your left pocket and found another one, what would you have? Someone elses pants. The child comes home from his first day at school. Mother asks, What did you learn today? The kid replies, Not enough. I have to go back tomorrow. The teacher is droning away in the classroom when he notices a student sleeping way up in the back row. The teacher shouts to the sleeping students neighbor, Hey wake that student up! The neighbor yells back, You put him to sleep, you wake him up!
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