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Ted and his wife were working in their garden one day when Ted looks over at his wife and says: Your butt is getting really big, I mean really big! I bet your butt is bigger than the barbecue. With that he proceeded to get a measuring tape and measure the grill and then went over to where his wife was working and measured his wifes bottom. Yes, I was right, your butt is two inches wider than the barbecue!!!! The wife chooses to ignore her husband. Later that night in bed, Ted is feeling a little frisky. He makes some advances towards his wife who completely brushes him off. Whats wrong? he asks. She answers: Do you really think Im going to fire up this big-ass grill for one little weenie?

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