Tell me if youve heard this story. A poor little weakling of a princess waits and waits and waits in the tower to be saved by a big strong prince and the reason she cant save herself is probably because she weighs like nine pounds and if she moves her minuscule waist might break in half. But hellllllo, what’s this? A book about a princess who’s tough and cool and who wears black and is a superhero who saves the GUY!!!! Oh, and she’s not like an F’ing Barbie doll and her thighs are like the same size as the waist of a Disney princess and shes a totally badass role model for girls. Hellllllllls yeah!!! Zoey LOVVVVVVED this book and I’m buying like ten copies so I can just keep them in a closet and give them out for her friends’ birthdays because it kicks ass. Seriously, they should have named it “A Princess who Kicks Ass!!!” Check this shit out. Because it’s not shit. It’s AWESOMMMME.
Posted on: Sat, 10 Jan 2015 01:46:01 +0000
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