Ten Best Caddy Responses . . Number :10 Golfer: I think Im going to drown myself in the lake. Caddy: Think you can keep your head down that long? Number : 9 Golfer: Id move heaven and earth to break 100 on this course. Caddy: Try heaven, youve already moved most of the earth. Number : 8 Golfer: Do you think my game is improving? Caddy: Yes . . . . You miss the ball much closer now. Number : 7 Golfer: Do you think I can get there with a 5 iron? Caddy: Eventually. Number : 6 Golfer: Youve got to be the worst caddy in the world. Caddy: I dont think so . . . .That would be too much of a coincidence. Number : 5 Golfer: Please stop checking your watch all the time. Its too much of a distraction. Caddy: Its not a watch - its a compass. Number : 4 Golfer: How do you like my game? Caddy: Its very good - but personally, I prefer golf. Number : 3 Golfer: Do you think its a sin to play on Sunday? Caddy: The way you play, its a sin on any day. Number : 2 Golfer: This is the worst course Ive ever played on. Caddy: This isnt the golf course . . . . We left that an hour ago. And the Number : 1 . . . . Best Caddy Comment: Golfer: That cant be my ball, its too old. Caddy: Its been a long time since we teed off, sir. Bonus . . . . . An old favourite . . . . . About the Golfer who has been slicing off the tee at every hole . . . . . He finally gives up and asks his long suffering caddy. . . .. . Golfer: Can you see any obvious problems . . . .?? Caddy: Theres a piece of s**t on the end of your club. Golfer: He picks up his club up and cleans the club face . . . . . Caddy: No sir, it’s at the other end [email protected] FREE Animations for your email - by IncrediMail Click Here! ► No virus found in this message. Checked by AVG - avg Version: 2014.0.4158 / Virus Database: 3629/6867 - Release Date: 11/25/13
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