Ten Reasons To Buy Fabric: It insulates the cupboard where fabric is kept. It keeps the economy moving. It is my duty to support cotton farmers, textile mills and quilt shops, particularly my local one! It is less expensive and more fun than psychiatric care. It keeps without refrigeration, you do not have to cook it to enjoy it, and you never have to feed it, change it, wipe its nose or walk it. I’m participating in a contest – the one who dies with the most fabric wins. Because I’m worth it! Like dust, it’s good for protecting empty spaces in the house, like the ironing board, the laundry basket, the dining room table….. It’s not immoral, illegal or fattening; it calms the nerves, gratifies the soul and makes me feel oh so good. Because it was on sale!!!!! Buy it now, before your husband retires and goes with you on all your shopping expeditions.
Posted on: Mon, 07 Apr 2014 17:59:16 +0000
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