Ten reasons for not liking country! 1) Life is depressing enough these days. And playing MP3s backwards, to get your whole life back, is really difficult on Pandora. 2) I like beer as much as the next guy, but theres not enough beer made, to make those songs about drinking beer, sound good! 3) If you cant write you own songs, are you really an artist? 4) Since when did singing through your nose classify you as a vocalist, shouldnt you be a nasalist? 5) I love my mama and trucks, but not trains and Ive never been to prison. 6) Shania Twain and Billy Ray Cyrus... need I say more? 7) Stoners are never like dude, did you hear that new Taylor album... what a trip! 8) Darius Rucker is Hootie, dangit! UGH!! 9) Banjos are creepy on back-roads. 10) When was the last time a guitarist or drummer from county music listed in the top 10, 25... 100? Did you hear that guitar/drum solo? Said no one listening to country, ever!
Posted on: Mon, 07 Apr 2014 16:11:01 +0000
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