Terrific one-liners: Regular naps prevent old age, especially if you take them while driving. 😀😀 Having one child makes you a parent; having two you are a referee. 😀😀 Marriage is a relationship in which one person is always right and the other is the husband! 😀😀 I believe we should all pay our tax with a smile. I tried - but they wanted cash. 😀😀 A childs greatest period of growth is the month after youve purchased new school uniforms. 😀😀 Dont feel bad. A lot of people have no talent. 😀😀 Dont marry the person you want to live with, marry the one you cannot live without, but whatever you do, youll regret it later. 😀😀 You cant buy love, but you pay heavily for it. 😀😀 Bad officials are elected by good citizens who do not vote. 😀😀 Laziness is nothing more than the habit of resting before you get tired. 😀😀 Marriage is give and take. Youd better give it to her or shell take it anyway. 😀😀 My wife and I always compromise. I admit Im wrong and she agrees with me. 😀😀 Those who cant laugh at themselves leave the job to others. 😀😀 Ladies first. Pretty ladies sooner. 😀😀 A successful marriage requires falling in love many times, always with the same person. 😀😀 Youre getting old when you enjoy remembering things more than doing them. 😀😀 It doesnt matter how often a married man changes his job, he still ends up with the same boss. 😀😀 Real friends are the ones who survive transition between address books. 😀😀 Saving is the best thing. Especially when your parents have done it for you. 😀😀 Wise men talk because they have something to say; fools talk because they have to say something. 😀😀 They call our language the mother tongue because the father seldom gets to speak! 😀😀 Man: Is there any way for long life? Dr: Get married. Man: Will it help? Dr: No, but then the thought of long life will never come! 😀😀 Why do couples hold hands during their wedding? Its a formality just like two boxers shaking hands before the fight begins! 😀😀 Wife: Darling today is our anniversary, what should we do? Husband: Let us stand in silence for 2 minutes. 😀😀 Its funny when people discuss Love Marriage vs Arranged. Its like asking someone, if suicide is better or being murdered. 😀😀 There is only one perfect child in the world and every mother has it. 😀😀 There is only one perfect wife in the world and every neighbour has it! Cheers !!!
Posted on: Sat, 16 Aug 2014 09:55:14 +0000
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